Wednesday humour

[TheFullMontecristo]

A bloke walks into a bar and sits down next to an older woman there.

She looks pretty good for a 60-year-old, he thought.

In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all. …

He finds himself thinking she probably has a really hot daughter. After they drank a couple of beers,  she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman’s Double? ‘

What’s that? he asked.

‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

As his mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her daughter might look like, he said, ‘No, I haven’t.’

They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, ‘tonight’s your lucky night’.

They went back to her place. and walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

‘Mom…you still awake?’ 

 

 

[raymond5737]

Nasty! That's all I can think of at the moment...

[Thomasdenaro]

55 minutes ago, raymond5737 said:

Nasty! That's all I can think of at the moment...

agreed!

[TBird55]

 Don't think they make enough tequila for this..

[Spanishcedar]

Run!

[scap99]

Might be the best evening you ever had.....

 

Might also be something that would require a lobotomy to forget....