My Hot Date with Di - What to Wear?

[asmith]

One of our favourite clients has invited Rob, Di and myself to their clients Christmas dinner.  Rather nice place in town called Black Bird where you can buy your Tomahawk steaks by the kilo.  Mmmmm my mouth is watering already just thinking about it.

Anyway enough about he food, back to my problem.  Rob has pointed out that he is in Sydney with a  bunch of cigars and cannot make it to the dinner, so Di has asked me to be her hot date.  On the hotness front Rob isn't much competion to me so I'm not worried about trying to keep up with him, but I want to make sure I look good for Di.  

So what should I wear guys I need help.  And before you jump in and put up a picture of Borat in a Mankini, remember I can ban whoever I like from this forum and this is for Di benefit not mine.

 

[Jimmy_jack]

[El Presidente]

6 minutes ago, asmith said:

 

Anyway enough about he food, back to my problem.  Rob has pointed out that he is in Sydney with a  bunch of cigars and cannot make it to the dinner, so Di has asked me to be her hot date.  On the hotness front Rob isn't much competion to me so I'm not worried about trying to keep up with him, but I want to make sure I look good for Di.  

 

Do what you normally do when you have to decide what to wear....call your mum 

On a serious note....happy to help you out with a date. I know it has been sometime. 

[polarbear]

Last "hot" date I went too that I had to dress up for I went with

Black Slacks
Black Dress Shirt, sleeves rolled to the elbows
Black Vest
Neck Tie (same colour as my dates dress)
Black Shoes (I wore leather converse all stars, but I'm funny like that) 

[Jeremy Festa]

Surprised I haven't received a text yet.

Anyway, since it's nearly December..... I would run a white collared shirt with sleeves rolled up, navy shorts (above knee) no belt, long socks (mid shin) and a flashy pair of brogues. Maybe some monk straps. 

You're welcome. 

 

 

[asmith]

28 minutes ago, Jeremy Festa said:

Surprised I haven't received a text yet.

Anyway, since it's nearly December..... I would run a white collared shirt with sleeves rolled up, navy shorts (above knee) no belt, long socks (mid shin) and a flashy pair of brogues. Maybe some monk straps. 

You're welcome. 

 

 

You know I would make that look good.

[RDBM]

I'm pretty sure there will be no one else wearing this cheeky little number. 

[rickthecabbie]

Pants

[Jeremy Festa]

22 minutes ago, asmith said:

You know I would make that look good.

Hence the reason I styled such a lithe ensemble. 

 

 

[JohnS]

Some of us on FoH have been partnered/married for so long...I wouldn't know what to wear on a date. I get told what to wear and I wear it...I'm a good husband! 

[westg]

You da man Smithy ....you could be a suit model ....

[Hurltim]

I think the most important thing is to make Di feel safe.

 

[Hurltim]

You know being 50 something and single...naturally people are going to have some uncomfortable questions. I think this ensemble will put many of those questions to rest...

[Hurltim]

Lets not forget accessories. Be sure to provide extra storage for Di's shoes,in case the venue changes.

[WarriorPrincess]

OH MY GOD ......Smithy please do not take any advice leave it to me and all will be good 

[PaulP]

[Mattb82]

@Hurltimthe second one is the money outfit 

[WarriorPrincess]

30 minutes ago, PaulP said:

Now i am liking this one.....Smithy you may need to dye your hair but we can take about that 

[mdinius]

[Bohn007]

This was the wife and I on our most recent date......

[Hurltim]

3 minutes ago, magste said:

Somehow I don't think this forum is the best place for such a question.... ?

That is the understatement of the year!!! 

[BuzzArd]

11 hours ago, magste said:

Somehow I don't think this forum is the best place for such a question.... ?

Y'all worry too much.  

Nice, civil group here.  

I mean... at least everyone is suggesting

clothing...!

[Colt45]

'tis the season:

 

 

or you could always go with the halter top and short shorts.....

[PigFish]

... the best person I know for such advice is Ken! He knows you all intimately, he is an expert on everything, has stunning taste and would never take advantage of a brother in need!

Good luck Di, leave your spectacles at home, start with double cocktails and go deep into the wine list! Van tennies, perhaps white ones, will match just about anything Ken will suggest, including flip-fops and bare feet!

-Piggy

[Hurltim]

A unitard is always a good option...

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