The Bachelor .....reality TV...Really?

[El Presidente]

Saw my first episode last week....ok..I lasted 10 minutes. 

My impression....POPPYCOCK!!!!!!

Real bachelor....No way! The guy is Clark Kent with less personality!

What I would pay to see "The bachelor"....featuring Ken Gargett. 

Real people. 

The sort of people who in the middle of a vid review says "I need to take a crap" and heads off to the throne....with a cigar in hand. 

Yes people...REAL PEOPLE! 

Hell, if not Ken...I will take Smithy. He looks like one of those suave bachelor characters!  The problem having Smithy is that the series will only go one episode. He will rule out the 20 women quickly.  "Laughs too loud, thighs 1/3 inch too large, hair a little wrong, talks with a lisp, just a little too perfect 

Can I ask a question?

Who on this forum are bachelors...let me narrow it down...minimum 35 years of age and Never Been Married ?

If you have the cojones...let us know your story. Don't get me wrong...you have my admiration 

 

 

 

 

[Ken Gargett]

55 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

Saw my first episode last week....ok..I lasted 10 minutes. 

My impression....POPPYCOCK!!!!!!

Real bachelor....No way! The guy is Clark Kent with less personality!

What I would pay to see "The bachelor"....featuring Ken Gargett. 

Real people. 

The sort of people who in the middle of a vid review says "I need to take a crap" and heads off to the throne....with a cigar in hand. 

 

at least i had the decency to wait till the video was off. though with you at the controls, hard to know if the video is on or off.

actually, i just needed to go off and have a weep at you chainsawing yet another of my plants.

[Warren]

Statistics indicate that men who are bachelors tend to die at an earlier age.

Some of us who are married sometimes wish we had died at an earlier age.

[LordAnubis]

What's this age-ist bullshit you got going on man? !?!? I'm less than 35 and a highly eligible bachelor

I like long walks on the beach... oh we're not starting FohDating?

[Waah954]

33 but i guess i don't cut the minimum age lol

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[LordAnubis]

I just asked my brother the question "why am i still single"

His reply...

He also adds i should say "i came to Africa in search of bigger doodle"

Love him!

 

[joeruby]

Ken as the bachelor would be a ratings hit..

How many ladies would put their hand up for the gig??

Well, that's the million dollar question..  

[Colt45]

4 hours ago, El Presidente said:

The problem having Smithy is that the series will only go one episode. He will rule out the 20 women quickly. 

The problem is them being women........

[Drguano]

6 hours ago, joeruby said:

Ken as the bachelor would be a ratings hit..

How many ladies would put their hand up for the gig??

Well, that's the million dollar question..  

When you say "put their hand up for the gig", does that mean volunteer or is it Australian slang for an unnatural act?

[Hurltim]

Things I would rather do than watch the Bachelor...

1) Saw between my toes with a linoleum knife.

2) Get a colonic with a power washer..

3) Super glue my nose-hairs together. 

4) Man-scape with a chainsaw.

5) Get a paper cut.

6) Have a meaningful conversation with a flagger (don't know what you guys call them in OZ but the people with the stop/slow sign in construction areas--not the sharpest tools in the shed here in the US of A). 

7) Buy feminine hygiene products.

8) Shave the words "I heart Dr. Phil" in my chest hair.

9) Actually taste driftwood.

10) Retrohale a ghost pepper. 

 

Those are just a few...

For the record, I have actually super glued my nose hairs together. 

[luv2fly]

14 hours ago, LordAnubis said:

FohDating

Please make this a subforum!  

[luv2fly]

4 hours ago, Hurltim said:

Things I would rather do than watch the Bachelor...

1) Saw between my toes with a linoleum knife.

2) Get a colonic with a power washer..

3) Super glue my nose-hairs together. 

4) Man-scape with a chainsaw.

5) Get a paper cut.

6) Have a meaningful conversation with a flagger (don't know what you guys call them in OZ but the people with the stop/slow sign in construction areas--not the sharpest tools in the shed here in the US of A). 

7) Buy feminine hygiene products.

8) Shave the words "I heart Dr. Phil" in my chest hair.

9) Actually taste driftwood.

10) Retrohale a ghost pepper. 

 

Those are just a few...

For the record, I have actually super glued my nose hairs together. 

You forgot "smoke a Guantanamera"

[polarbear]

14 hours ago, LordAnubis said:

I just asked my brother the question "why am i still single"

His reply...

He also adds i should say "i came to Africa in search of bigger doodle"

Love him!

 

LordAnubis= Day Maker!

[SofaKing]

If the bachelor turns your stomach wait, they alternate the next season with the Bachelorette. The worst god aweful crap American television producers have made. Top it off with all the rejects from both shows and a spin it to bachelor in paridise ....STD, swingfest on a tropical locale. 

[Bohn007]

Actually watch the program with the wife when the series is on. It's light entertainment on a Monday night and where else can I watch 25 hot girls in swimsuits with my wife's approval

[JohnS]

16 hours ago, LordAnubis said:

I just asked my brother the question "why am i still single"

His reply...

He also adds i should say "i came to Africa in search of bigger doodle"

Love him!

 

Your brother knows you so well, Mus! 

[Dimmers]

wait......Ken and Smithy in new reality TV dating show??

 

 

[PigFish]

Television died as a form of entertainment when the Marlboro man was taken off the air and was replaced with a talking Teddybear that sold fabric softener!

Rob, mate, you are a slow learner!!! -Piggy

[Hurltim]

I was with the same woman for 16 years before I got hitched last month and I am 46.

If I had to date nowadays??? It would be a whole bunch of "hump and dump" I can tell you that. Or at least I would try to

There is an awesome family story that may be applicable...

My uncle Ralph decided to get married and wanted to ask my Uncle Mike (Head of the family--Tis Himself) for his permission. My uncle Mike said...

"...but Ralph, you are ONLY 38!!"

 

 

[PigFish]

The absurdity of the matter is this. Reality TV is an oxymoron!... -P

[Miller1985]

8 hours ago, PigFish said:

The absurdity of the matter is this. Reality TV is an oxymoron!... -P

I couldn't possibly agree more!! I've gotten rid of TV and have taken to reading things that interest me and researching matters that are applicable to my life. Sports, reality TV, and everyone else can go screw themselves... The lot of them. 

[asmith]

So I have some high standards, at least you know that first night of the show would be a rates blast as I send the lot of those ill proportional women packing. 

 

Sorry ladies, no roses will be handed out tonight, Smithy has asked for a fresh batch of hotties! ?