El Credito Petite Excreto No. 2 BUM WAD Review: Gnarly Cigar Review Competition

[Drguano]

A mate 'gifted' me this cigar-like object that has mocked me from my humidor for years because I cannot recall if it was a joke or one of those "they look bad but they're really good" sticks. Rob's challenge spurred me on to find out. 

Appearance: something from the cat box with a band on it. Wrinkly dull finish, squishy like a recently used willie. 

Cold draw: wind tunnel, as much resistance as a snorkel

First millimeter: remember my last review? Tunaboat toilet seat? This smoke makes that cigar seem like smoking a pre embargo Cuban Davidoff in the back seat of a Bentley with Scarlett Johanson. 

Second millimeter: there was no second millimeter

Final thoughts: I'd rather spend an hour in fresh tar outside a boiled egg factory than have another puff off this thing

[Akela3rd]

A comprehensive and detailed analysis Dr!
It's a shame the factory's closed as you won't be able to justify hiring/stealing a 32 tonne bulldozer and giving them your findings in person.

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[KnightsAnole]

Excellent analysis, must say it looks like a culebra scared straight. Petite excrito #2 BUM WAD... A classic lol! That made my day.

[laficion]

Hi all,

If you want you all , to read more go to ,"cheap and cheerful" and go to page 5.

The thread Is called,"Villaamil" ,and you'll learn more about El Credito cigars.

Thank you;

Amicalement,

Guy

[ThePolskiOgorki]

Funny review. I hope you win.

[westg]

12 minutes ago, ThePolskiOgorki said:

Funny review. I hope you win.

Me too...Great review of a very ugly looking stick

[Jeremy Festa]

Fantastic