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Bucks party (not mine) + 26 shots in 2 hrs + elevator going down + stomach contents going up = very irate lady when the doors opened.

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Wow,  I don't know if I'm awed or impressed! I've broken .10 to .18 gauge guitar strings over the years, but to break a .105 gauge bass string would take some doing. I can only think you were doing some heavy picking on the 4th string for some time or slapping with your thumb.

Lesson learned......either have have fresh strings with you and ready to go, or have fresh strings on at the start of the gig.....I believe mine were old.

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Was shopping with my wife once and walked up, reached over & rubbed her derriere a few times.  Was aware of her unusual move away and then realized it was the wrong butt!  Fortunately, all I received was a stern look of dissaproval!  Equally fortunate was that the unintended recipient was none to hard to look at!  Karma smiled on me that day!

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My most recent moment boils down to a fat white guy thinking he was a bee whisper, finding out he was mistaken, and running for dear life farther than he had in ten years.

 

Billy

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