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[Freefallguy]

RUM!!

Hey, I was wonderin' what had happened to you mate... had missed your whit and wisdom here.... good to see you about again!

[Mel]

I figured the wife flogged you to death. Welcome back no matter what your story is.;-)

[CIGARHead]

Glad to see ya back RUMMY!

I too though you were either dead or drunken to a state of unkown. Glad to see you are the latter:-D

[gehrig24]

Good to have you back, I miss the posts where I can only translate about half of the words:-D

[El Presidente]

My Parish Priest enjoys reading your posts.....so he tells me. No doubt he is compiling a dossier to be forwarded to No 1 while praying for the redemption of your soul.

Cool to have a Parish Priest who enjoys cigars. Cohiba Siglo 1 are his favourites.

[Ken Gargett]

welcome back. i just assumed you'd violated parole one too many times. may i assume some knowledge of the origins of that slr dc and how was it?

[kab55]

Welcome Back

[rumrogue]

Sorry for the silence in the last few weeks mates. I know you missed me & I have missed you too.

One of the Pope's weasels caught me "il flagrante" with one of the Carmelite nuns in the kitchen garden (near the winery).

Caused a bit of a fuss. So the Pope (Adolf) packed me off to a "friendly cultural" centre near Harbin in China (no. Not the China near Boise, Idaho. The China to the left of Japan. I trust the Yanks know where Japan is.)

Boring, dull, feckin' cold & the food wasn't up to much either. Unless you're a Scot.

I'm told the place is almost as much fun as Guantanamo. Spooky.

Anyway, I survived & things are getting back to normal although Adolf won't let me have the keys to his MV Agusta just yet. More penance. Still, could be worse.

I was allowed an SLRDC last night, but I had to smoke it in my cell whilst having to read the Davinci Code. (More penance!) What a load of bollox! & it's a best seller! Morons.

Adolf thinks it's propagandist & anti the Church. Jeez. Not worth the paper it's written on.

Copulater