Australian Army unveils new top secret weapon

[Fosgate]

The Australian infantry just unveiled their new genetically modified super soldier, the Juggernaut!

I must have watched this at least a dozen times.

[PapaDisco]

I was not aware that the Australian Army had any secret weapons . . .

[planetary]

In their centuries-long struggle against the mighty koala hordes, Australia needs all the secret weapons it can get!

[MIKA27]

I was not aware that the Australian Army had any secret weapons . . .

Now that you know the "Secret" they have ta kill ya

[westg]

Coming to assist in a war zone near you soon

[sengjc]

Most effective when deployed in desert warfare where there are no trees.

[Smoker]

Ouch!

[ayepatz]

Haha! Priceless!

[Fuzz]

We only need to worry if we go to war against trees. Other than that, we're sweet!

[PigFish]

Do you get to use guns in the Army of Oz? Someone could get hurt!

-or

Do you guys put the men in plain packaging with warning labels on their blouses?

(All joking aside, God bless the men and women that risk it all to preserve what little freedoms we have left.)

-Piggy

[TomF]

Australia has an army?

[JohnS]

I guess the tree 'woodn't' take it anymore!

[planetary]

I guess the tree 'woodn't' take it anymore!

[Hunter1974]

I have heard of brain washing soldiers but DAMN!

[Ken Gargett]

I was not aware that the Australian Army had any secret weapons . . .

that would be the definition of secret.