JohnS Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 I've just read this evening that Hugh Grant has had his 4th child in 4 years. If he was female, that would take some serious work to achieve, but since Mr Grant is male, and was 51 when his first child was born, I'd say he's been making up for lost time. So how did he do it? With two women...yes, two women as the mothers. Now if you find this all a little incredulous, please hang in there, as it only gets better. You see, mother number 1 had child one and three, and mother number two had child two and four. To summarise: 1) In September 2011, Tinglan Hong (now aged 36) gave birth to a girl, Tabitha 2) In September 2012, Anna Eberstein (now aged 37) gave birth to a boy, John 3) In December 2012 or January 2013, Tinglan Hong gave birth to a boy, Felix 4) In December 2015, Anna Eberstein gave birth to a girl, as yet unnamed. Now, the press have reported that Mr Grant has, at times, had a relationship with one mother, broken things off, then continued a relationship with the other. By that logic, Ms Eberstein is in a relationship with Mr Grant. My theory is Mr Grant is keeping two mothers busy at the same time, how else do you explain children two and three? Now, history has proven that such a setup didn't quite work out for the patriarchs Abraham and Jacob, so why would it do so for Mr Grant? And should we not heed Aesop's wise fable on the matter? In the old days, when men were allowed to have many wives, a middle-aged Man had one wife that was old and one that was young; each loved him very much, and desired to see him like herself. Now the Man’s hair was turning grey, which the young Wife did not like, as it made him look too old for her husband. So every night she used to comb his hair and pick out the white ones. But the elder Wife saw her husband growing grey with great pleasure, for she did not like to be mistaken for his mother. So every morning she used to arrange his hair and pick out as many of the black ones as she could. The consequence was the Man soon found himself entirely bald. Yield to all and you will soon have nothing to yield. Aah, Mr Grant, with a personal life such as yours, is it any wonder you have consistently complained about the media? I mean, who can blame the humble fly for been attracted to crap, is that not in its nature? Surely, you are a tabloid's dream. All the best with your family, if only there were two of you! 2
irratebass Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 That's a helluva story/synopsis, but I'm still trying to figure out why he left the luscious Elizabeth Hurley I mean C'mon!!!!! 4
LordAnubis Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 Pfft... rookie... a guy on site has 4 wives and 17 children...
JohnS Posted December 23, 2015 Author Posted December 23, 2015 That's a helluva story/synopsis, but I'm still trying to figure out why he left the luscious Elizabeth Hurley, I mean C'mon!!!!! It's not due to looks, I can assure you! Pfft... rookie... a guy on site has 4 wives and 17 children... And he has his mind on the job? He's doing well!
Fuzz Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 That's a helluva story/synopsis, but I'm still trying to figure out why he left the luscious Elizabeth Hurley I mean C'mon!!!!! Because she was crazy enough to date Shane Warne. 3
garbandz Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 Those of you who look at a woman and say "how could he leave her?" have never met the woman. Surely you have heard the expression, "No matter how good she looks,somewhere there is a man who is tired of her crap" This woman could be a shrill,screaming Harpy for all you know..... 4
mash Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 Those of you who look at a woman and say "how could he leave her?" have never met the woman. Surely you have heard the expression, "No matter how good she looks,somewhere there is a man who is tired of her crap" This woman could be a shrill,screaming Harpy for all you know..... If she was, I'd ditch her after 4 or 5 years. Gorgeous woman. 1
PapaDisco Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 Back in the good 'ol days it wasn't all that unusual to have children 12 months apart and 9 or 10 of them! I've no idea how the women managed to do that. Anyway, very good of Mr. Grant to keep us all so well entertained!
Warren Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 Wasn't he with Liz when he was found in a car with a rather ugly prostitute. The guy has problems and acting is one of them. 3
Warren Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 My apologies to Miss Brown. I just googled her and calling her ugly was rather unjust.
jat Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 2 women and 4 kids !!! He's going to be giving away a lot of money. Surely the royalties from those past crappy movies still can't be rolling in . 1
Fosgate Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 I'm really not that shocked by the actions of people in Hollywood anymore.
CanuckSARTech Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Meh. Pricks be pricks, whether they're rich and famous or not. Some guy I went to high school with was banging one chick, then broke up with her, and decided to start dating her younger sister immediately afterwards. Always bragged about "riding bareback" and such, etc., etc. Well, dating the second sister, comes to learn he got the first one knocked up. About four months after, the other got pregnant as well. Both gals had and kept their babies (due to their Christian beliefs apparently). How'd you like that???!!! "This is my sibling. And my cousin. Their Dad is my Dad too. And my Uncle." 1
mash Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 Meh. Pricks be pricks, whether they're rich and famous or not. Some guy I went to high school with was banging one chick, then broke up with her, and decided to start dating her younger sister immediately afterwards. Always bragged about "riding bareback" and such, etc., etc. Well, dating the second sister, comes to learn he got the first one knocked up. About four months after, the other got pregnant as well. Both gals had and kept their babies (due to their Christian beliefs apparently). How'd you like that???!!! "This is my sibling. And my cousin. Their Dad is my Dad too. And my Uncle." Wow. Father's Day would be interesting. I bet their dad was thrilled. 1
Fuzz Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 Meh. Pricks be pricks, whether they're rich and famous or not. Some guy I went to high school with was banging one chick, then broke up with her, and decided to start dating her younger sister immediately afterwards. Always bragged about "riding bareback" and such, etc., etc. Well, dating the second sister, comes to learn he got the first one knocked up. About four months after, the other got pregnant as well. Both gals had and kept their babies (due to their Christian beliefs apparently). How'd you like that???!!! "This is my sibling. And my cousin. Their Dad is my Dad too. And my Uncle." Could've been worse, they could've been twins...
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