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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE........

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CAPTURED.....

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'Been watchin' too much "Paranormal Activity" movies, bugman? neutral.gif

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'Been watchin' too much "Paranormal Activity" movies, bugman? neutral.gif

Just having a bit of fun......lol3.gif

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...stop baiting the fat basted with the damn milk and cookies and he won't stay around to smoke!

-the Pig

This made me think about leaving the big man a cigar instead. Which of course immediately prompted the question "what does Santa smoke?"

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I saw him in my humidor once. The next day half my stash was missing and my wife and daughter had new matching Tiffaniy's jewelry. I'd keep him trapped if I were you.

WILL DO.....

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You guys just gave me a few ideas for our elf as I'm running out of places to move him! Tomorrow morning is going to be fun watching them locate "Benny"...

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It has come to my attention that you guys have far too many cigars in your humidors. I think you should send me a few boxes each to ease the strain on your humidification devices ;)

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Is this that "Elf on the shelf" tradition?

A friend sends me pics of her elf, but it tends to be in erotic poses or doing disturbing things.

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Is this that "Elf on the shelf" tradition?

A friend sends me pics of her elf, but it tends to be in erotic poses or doing disturbing things.

As Freud would say, 'your elf's doing has a direct corelation to your subconscious mind, it reflects your untold fantasies... ?
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You have a common problem. First, make sure that your humidor is being kept at or below 68 degrees F. Next, if you smoke a cigar, and you see one of those pesky buggers rolled in, smoke away. You've probably smoked many an elf larvae before, and will again. Finally, after you rid yourself of these pests, (Just a hunch, but they should be gone by December 26th) refreeze everything.

I wasn't going to say anything, but I felt the need to let you know. That looks fake. Sorry!sneaky.gif

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As Freud would say, 'your elf's doing has a direct corelation to your subconscious mind, it reflects your untold fantasies...

I wouldn't say that was her subconscious mind... wink2.gif

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Smoking all those wouldn't be good for your 'elf in more ways than one :-)

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