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Oh God I hope I'm not too late! I'm in.

I don't think you need to declare an explicit reservation? This thread sort of turned into that, but I get the impression that Rob will just be selling them when they come in.

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I signed off on the final sample of the FOH ashtray (sample below) last week so they will be with us in February 2016. Size is 280 mm long 180mm wide (11 inches long by 7.1 wide). Very happy the

But ROOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!! I have just a quick clarifying question or two... ... ... ... How many will be made? Will they be limited supply? Will they be packed adequately in shipping p

Well, that's no good. It won't hold any ash upside down.

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I don't think you need to declare an explicit reservation? This thread sort of turned into that, but I get the impression that Rob will just be selling them when they come in.

Ditto. No reservation reqired!

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I say spare no expense! Make these the finest ashtrays in the realm!

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Are these coming up soon? I just remembered about them and wanted to make sure I didn't miss out. Thanks!

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very nice. defenitly want one.

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I want one, when its ready !!

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How many will be made? Will they be limited supply or will they be readily available?

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200 are being made. If there is demand, I will order some more. Tranquilo party.gif

they should be shipped to us in the next few weeks. I will let everyone know when they are here. No pre-orders, i will just put them on the shopping carts.

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Keith, my beef with your rant is, why a pentagon? Such an awkward shape. Much better to go with a hexagon or octagon.

And what the hell is wrong with child labour? It is a tried and true use of available renewable resources. tongue.png

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I'm sure I read somewhere they can't ship to Canada....

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Keith, you have wayyyyyyyyyyy to much time on your hands...

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Keith, my beef with your rant is, why a pentagon? Such an awkward shape. Much better to go with a hexagon or octagon.

And what the hell is wrong with child labour? It is a tried and true use of available renewable resources. tongue.png

LOL. My first initial typing was an octagon, actually! Then a hexagon. LOL. Scary, but true. But then I couldn't think of anything to fake-rant about with those, so I used the Pentagon for the score.

LOL.

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But ROOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!

I have just a quick clarifying question or two...

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...

...

How many will be made? Will they be limited supply?

Will they be packed adequately in shipping peanuts to protect them?

Or will you use newspaper to wrap and protect them?

If you use newspaper, will you be recycling old newspapers to better protect the environment?

How many ashtrays will be available?

If you wrap in newspaper, will they have organic non-staining inks? I don't want to get a stained ashtray!

What about cracked ashtray feet? I HATE cracked feet.

Are they going to be declared at full value for shipping?

How will the customs label be filled out? I don't want my wife finding another "*** blow-up doll" labelled package again.

Will you have enough of these for us ALL to buy? You say 200, but there's over 12,000 of us on here now. Come on - you should be more up to date and current on your own forum!!! GEESUS!!!!

Will these be shipped air express? I can't smoke any cigars until I get this ashtray, as I have no where else to place my ashes, and I don't want to wait no damn 6-8 weeks to smoke this effing cigar.

Are these going to be a limited supply?

Are you going to make these a limited / special edition run? I like things with added numbers on them!

Since you're making these SOOOOOOOOOOO limited (you arse won't even ensure that those making under six-figures will be available to buy these, you greedy SOB!), are you gonna at least affix one of those little gold-and-black number plaques, to show where in the limited run it is?

Are they actually gold-and-black number plaques, or are they blue-and-black, or gold and blue, or white and gold? You're such a confusing man sometimes!

Do you have enough of those confusing number plaques to affix to all the ashtrays, or just the ones that you're "upcharging" for the limited edition version?

Since you're charging so much for all these bells and whistles, are you at least going to sign them?

If you're signing them, can we pick our Sharpie colours? I mean, you already have white, red, gold and black in the ashtray design, so it could get confusing. DAMN - you're just confusing us all on this?

You ARE using Sharpies, RIGHT?!?!?! It better be a permanent marker, or else what's the effing use of paying all this extra to get on a limited edition wait-list for these things?

Are you taking recommendations to change the design? Oval is SOOOOOO last year. It should be a pentagon-shaped ashtray, to better suit small herf get-togethers.

So typical of you to not pick a pentagon-shape. Anti-U.S. that you are, even afraid of a pentagon-shaped cigar to start forum talk of the Pentagon's policies.

Since you're turning this into a political thing, is the ashtray made with free-trade-sourced clay? Or are you using slave-wage child-labour to make this?

Will there be a Smithy Commemorative Edition?

Why'd you leave Ken's image out of it?

What about the Cuban Surf Girls? I love the mulata silhouettes!

Is a dollar from everyone sold going to the Nicaraguan Children's Feeding Mission? Or are you pocketing it all yourself????

Since you're saving so much by wrapping these in junk toxic newspaper, can you at least include an English-language variant with mine? I don't want a Vietnamese edition.

Is it an option in the shopping carts to choose "Gramma" for my wrapping?

Do you have both the Spanish-version and the English-version of "Gramma" available?

You communist capitalist jerk - why would announce this SOOOO far in advance, and make us wait with baited breath for it?

Since we're waiting so long, will this be available in the shopping carts for 10% off with the *****INT / *****AS / *****CA / etc discounts applied?

Why are you charging us so much for it?

Why even bother making a limited edition version of it? Couldn't you come up with a more original idea, rather than copying something that Habanos S.A. has done?

Do you have enough being made?

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...typical rant from a North American who makes his living with guns!

Now about that advice!!! WHY NOT A PENTAGON??? We all know Rob is partially funded by the military industrial complex. Look at Nut here, he is a spy! Hiding his private(s) behind a maple leaf.... I mean really, that went out with the Church of England!

-the Pig

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But ROOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!

I have just a quick clarifying question or two...

...

...

...

How many will be made? Will they be limited supply?

Will they be packed adequately in shipping peanuts to protect them?

Or will you use newspaper to wrap and protect them?

If you use newspaper, will you be recycling old newspapers to better protect the environment?

How many ashtrays will be available?

If you wrap in newspaper, will they have organic non-staining inks? I don't want to get a stained ashtray!

What about cracked ashtray feet? I HATE cracked feet.

Are they going to be declared at full value for shipping?

How will the customs label be filled out? I don't want my wife finding another "*** blow-up doll" labelled package again.

Will you have enough of these for us ALL to buy? You say 200, but there's over 12,000 of us on here now. Come on - you should be more up to date and current on your own forum!!! GEESUS!!!!

Will these be shipped air express? I can't smoke any cigars until I get this ashtray, as I have no where else to place my ashes, and I don't want to wait no damn 6-8 weeks to smoke this effing cigar.

Are these going to be a limited supply?

Are you going to make these a limited / special edition run? I like things with added numbers on them!

Since you're making these SOOOOOOOOOOO limited (you arse won't even ensure that those making under six-figures will be available to buy these, you greedy SOB!), are you gonna at least affix one of those little gold-and-black number plaques, to show where in the limited run it is?

Are they actually gold-and-black number plaques, or are they blue-and-black, or gold and blue, or white and gold? You're such a confusing man sometimes!

Do you have enough of those confusing number plaques to affix to all the ashtrays, or just the ones that you're "upcharging" for the limited edition version?

Since you're charging so much for all these bells and whistles, are you at least going to sign them?

If you're signing them, can we pick our Sharpie colours? I mean, you already have white, red, gold and black in the ashtray design, so it could get confusing. DAMN - you're just confusing us all on this?

You ARE using Sharpies, RIGHT?!?!?! It better be a permanent marker, or else what's the effing use of paying all this extra to get on a limited edition wait-list for these things?

Are you taking recommendations to change the design? Oval is SOOOOOO last year. It should be a pentagon-shaped ashtray, to better suit small herf get-togethers.

So typical of you to not pick a pentagon-shape. Anti-U.S. that you are, even afraid of a pentagon-shaped cigar to start forum talk of the Pentagon's policies.

Since you're turning this into a political thing, is the ashtray made with free-trade-sourced clay? Or are you using slave-wage child-labour to make this?

Will there be a Smithy Commemorative Edition?

Why'd you leave Ken's image out of it?

What about the Cuban Surf Girls? I love the mulata silhouettes!

Is a dollar from everyone sold going to the Nicaraguan Children's Feeding Mission? Or are you pocketing it all yourself????

Since you're saving so much by wrapping these in junk toxic newspaper, can you at least include an English-language variant with mine? I don't want a Vietnamese edition.

Is it an option in the shopping carts to choose "Gramma" for my wrapping?

Do you have both the Spanish-version and the English-version of "Gramma" available?

You communist capitalist jerk - why would announce this SOOOO far in advance, and make us wait with baited breath for it?

Since we're waiting so long, will this be available in the shopping carts for 10% off with the *****INT / *****AS / *****CA / etc discounts applied?

Why are you charging us so much for it?

Why even bother making a limited edition version of it? Couldn't you come up with a more original idea, rather than copying something that Habanos S.A. has done?

Do you have enough being made?

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LOL that rant was art!

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