Best bar names?

[El Presidente]

I had an e-mail this morning from a good mate who is in Tokyo and had a meeting at a bar called:

Bar Drunky French Kiss

Cracker name for a bar

[pbibby]

There's a place on the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri here in the states called "Big ****'s Halfway Inn".

Classic.

[Sigaar]

Not surprised. Was in Tokyo a few years back and they sometimes like to use English words for business names, etc....and seems they often made no sense! Also saw some t-shirts with some wacky English phrases.

[MIKA27]

The Cock Inn Cider

[MrGTO]

The " Corn Pone" is a seedy place in my neck of the woods.

[jat]

The regular bottle shop (off-licence) used by a guy at work is, "Liquor in the Valley", cracks him up every time he says it.

[Phinz]

"Bunghole Liquors" is the great name of an OK Massachusetts chain.... Classic!

[brschoppe]

There is a bar by Palwaukee (Chicago Exec) Airport called Dam Inn.

[GasGuy82]

Not a bar name but a tourist shop on Broadway in San Francisco right before the tunnel called "Update Gift". Have a photo somewhere, used to crack me up

[foursite12]

Now-shuttered nearby joint. Sign read:

Petey's Place

Liquor in Front

Poker in Rear

[Ken Gargett]

one in helsinki - more a restaurant than a bar - called 'why join the navy when you can be a pirate'.

another restaurant in KL down at the port (next to what used to be an absolutely brilliant place where you could not book so people/couples/families all stand around your table as you eat and as soon you get up, there is a mad rush for you chairs - though the facilities a little lacking being a little wooden room on the end of a short jetty but everything just drops through to the water, which is even worse at low tide when it just piles up onj the muddy shore) called "restaurant fatty- fatt".

place next door chockers. this place stone motherless empty. go figure.

[JohnS]

My favourite bar is the one in my house. I love the name too!

[ayepatz]

This was already pretty funny before the bird shat on it.

[Warren]

The regular bottle shop (off-licence) used by a guy at work is, "Liquor in the Valley", cracks him up every time he says it.

There was a bar that held card nights out the back.

The sign read.

Liquor in the front poker in the rear.

[Duxnutz]

I wonder if Beaver Liquors in Beaver creek, Colorado still exists!?!?

[treberty]

Bad Decisions, in Baltimore MD.

A bit of a dive, but the bartender at the hotel highly recommended it; a fantastic selection of single malts and a great craft absinthe!

[garbandz]

Bar in Chapel Hill NC called "He's Not Here",always wanted to answer their phone..........

Heard about a bar called "My Brother's Place",it burned down when the owner called for help,no one knew where to go......

[Tobbot]

I'm pretty sure it's still there.... Place has been around since eightys, that I know from personal experience. Technically it's in Avon, CO.

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[Tobbot]

I wonder if Beaver Liquors in Beaver creek, Colorado still exists!?!?

I'm pretty sure it's still there.... Place has been around since eightys, that I know from personal experience. Technically it's in Avon, CO.

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[JohnS]

This was already pretty funny before the bird shat on it.

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You are in serious fine form today, my friend. Another hilarious offering! Well done!

[luv2fly]

Boogie Bungalow

[Duxnutz]

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I had a bumper sticker from that place on my car for years. Always got reactions!

[Philski]

[thetek]

Happy Endings. The Poop Deck.

[jat]

Whaaaaaaatttt, you were in Perth and didn't contact the Perth Chapter....

I had forgotten about that bar.

They say the level in the Swan river rose on account of the tears of so many Englishmen after the RWC, (it sits above the river)