djjdhay Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 This stuff is great, It made my day you should rack up the one's you hear monthly and post them as a good laugh at the end of the month.
luv2fly Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 WOW lol "can you please confirm what exactly my husband is buying through your company" I would bet you have gotten that one more than once. My wife asked me what it was on the CC statement the first time I ordered. She thought "party" meant it was some kind of "gentleman's club". Now I give her a heads up on pending charges to be safe.
investandprosper Posted October 10, 2015 Posted October 10, 2015 SO good! The wife's comment took the cake =D Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
CanuckSARTech Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 We get to see some strange requests/comments.....but I thought I would post some of the classics that bring a smile to our faces. All in good fun " .....Aged Monte 2, Rosado wrappers only with a box code of August 08 at a HQ or PSP standard" ".....Cohiba Clubs with light wrappers please" ".....Can you mark the package as "not bovine semen" as it is going to our lab. "......sealed box of PSP" "......can I return the box Nov 14 as my daughter came late and I now need a box of Dec 14" "......sorry for calling you on your cell Christmas Day your time. I had no idea. I'm jewish. "......I am not really happy with them. the cigars look great but I just thought they would be bigger" ".....Shouldn't the aged stock have come with a second band or something" ".....I apologise for accusing you of selling fakes. It was my error. Di pointed out you never sold me that box and indeed when I checked, I bought it somewhere else. "......Can you please confirm what my husband is repeatedly buying through your company" and my all time favourite from a local ".....Rob I need to see you as it appears all the boxes you sold me have an expired code" Ummmm. Guilty.
helix Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid. John Wayne
BuckeyeSmoker Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 thanks for the bump of this thread, i hadnt seen it. I love the second to last one 'what are you selling my husband!?!?!'. I feel i may go down path soon...
ElAbogado Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 "Not Bovine Semen" is the funniest thing I've read in awhile!
CanuckSARTech Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 "Not Bovine Semen" is the funniest thing I've read in awhile! A bunch of years ago, my wife Erin had the unfortunate happenstance to grab one of my Czars shipments from the mail. It was back before Lisa had Dominic, and the laughs from some of her labelling was classic. "Autobiography of Steve Irwin", "Feminine products", "Fingerpainting paintbrush set", "*** blow-up doll". Unfortunately, it was that last one that my wife first picked up. It was a long evening of explanations. Mostly about my 2nd credit card. LOL. 2
Jongoti Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Di gave me the best advice "buy my wife some shoes" after I bought a few to many it worked like a champ! 1
Colt45 Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Some day, shipping labels / details won't matter to anyone - we'll all pay our duties and taxes....... 2
luv2fly Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Some day, shipping labels / details won't matter to anyone - we'll all pay our duties and taxes....... Happily on my part. That is until I see just how much they will hit me for.
Phinz Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Di gave me the best advice "buy my wife some shoes" after I bought a few to many it worked like a champ! Great idea, there should be a his&hers offering on the 24:24, buy three boxes, get a free pair of shoes... 4
luv2fly Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Great idea, there should be a his&hers offering on the 24:24, buy three boxes, get a free pair of shoes... That would make my wife so happy!!
cigarbigboy Posted November 12, 2015 Posted November 12, 2015 and the follow up will be how did your respond to each?
PigFish Posted November 12, 2015 Posted November 12, 2015 ... you left out the one where Dr. Soandso called you a communist conspirator!!! -LOL That was classic! -Piggy
Laxman Posted November 13, 2015 Posted November 13, 2015 Classics indeed! "......Can you please confirm what my husband is repeatedly buying through your company" That is the best lol classic!!
Laxman Posted November 13, 2015 Posted November 13, 2015 Btw Rob how does that punter have your cell number and I don't mate!
mkz Posted November 13, 2015 Posted November 13, 2015 "......Can you please confirm what my husband is repeatedly buying through your company" Sounds like my ex-wife contacted you...
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