Phinz Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 ".....Can you mark the package as "not bovine semen" as it is going to our lab. Hmmm... I think this one might be cutting it too close to outing someone to their wife.... How many Starbucks flavor lab employees could possibly be FOH clients?
Olga Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Oh wow! LOL! All so epic but this one more! "......sorry for calling you on your cell Christmas Day your time. I had no idea. I'm jewish.
madbunny Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 "......Can you please confirm what my husband is repeatedly buying through your company" this should be the slogan ?
finecigar Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 love it!!! Thanks for sharing. I am enjoying a laugh favorite is "......I am not really happy with them. the cigars look great but I just thought they would be bigger"
markmurase Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Thanks for sharing those, Rob. A great laugh. Loved 'em all.
First Lady Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 I can't count the number of times I have had to speak to a clients wife on the phone over the years so they will believe that we sell cigars and I am really just good old Lisa from Australia LOLOL Just remember the most important rule DO NOT speak to Diana on live chat at 12 in the morning in bed while your wife is sleeping beside you .... does not go down well LOLOL I speak from experience 4
CigSid Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 I can't count the number of times I have had to speak to a clients wife on the phone over the years so they will believe that we sell cigars and I am really just good old Lisa from Australia LOLOL Just remember the most important rule DO NOT speak to Diana on live chat at 12 in the morning in bed while your wife is sleeping beside you .... does not go down well LOLOL I speak from experience Very funny!!
Orion21 Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Rob, you are disloyal! Why would you post all of my drunk e-mails to you!?!?!?
luv2fly Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 "......I am not really happy with them. the cigars look great but I just thought they would be bigger" Perhaps he has heard that before?
LateApex Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Those are so good Rob. Thanks for sharing - keep a fresh list in mind for us too!
Warren Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 love it!!! Thanks for sharing. I am enjoying a laugh favorite is "......I am not really happy with them. the cigars look great but I just thought they would be bigger" How many of us have heard that on our wedding night. 2
finecigar Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 How many of us have heard that on our wedding night.
Fumadoro Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 I needed a good laugh and this post hit the spot! I wonder if you receive these inquiries on a frequent enough basis to make a weekly humor thread?
klassikkasp Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 WOW lol "can you please confirm what exactly my husband is buying through your company" I would bet you have gotten that one more than once. 1
JamesNYC Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Ha! These are priceless! So many people write stuff without really thinking, or proofreading. Happens to me sometimes too.
Shrody234 Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Hilarious!...as a friend once told me: "you cant fix stupid."
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