thecapo Posted August 5, 2015 Posted August 5, 2015 A hooker walks into an accountants office and said, " I would like to file my tax return". The account said great but let me ask you a few question first. OK said the lady. Account said, "what do you do for a living" her response was " I'm a hooker". The account reacts and said NO, that won't work, let try again. OK said the lady, I'm a prositute. NO said the account, let's try again. OK I'm an escort! He chuckles and said that won't fly either! She says, wait, I'm a poultry farmer! The account said what "poultry farming", what does the have to do with prostitution? She said, well, I raised over 1000 ***** this year! 3
TomF Posted August 6, 2015 Posted August 6, 2015 A skeleton walks into a bar, says to the bartender, "I'll have a Guiness and a mop". Al Pacino told me that joke. He said, "That's my favorite joke". No joke.
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