Thanks Mr. Smith: Christmas Ode to Smithy

[Colt45]

he wraps up our packages, he packs them with care

day in and day out, Mr. Smith's always there

when packing our singles, he wishes us dead

while visions of Papua dance in his head

his nfl picks, not quite up with the rest

hmmm, he handles our cigars, Smithy's Picks Are The Best!

i don't really know him, i hope to some day

perhaps we'd be friends, just not in THAT way

so with all the best wishes, i'll say it right here

thank you, Mr. Smith, for a great job this year!

[Loki]

Outstanding little poem. I would also like to thank Smitty. He's another integral part of FOH's crew.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

[jay8354]

This is just too funny :-D ROFLMAO

Not that Smithy is going to have time to respond to the 2 poems about him.

I have to say though El Prez's poem is bordering on legendary.

Must have got rid of the last of the hangover from the dinner before this week.

[Mel]

The cigars are always packed so well and he can even deband and not damage as well as anyone. Lets not forget the work horse. Thanks Smithy.

[ALB]

And as he so clearly pointed out,

he is the last person to touch the cigars before we blaze up (do you really want to upset the man & wonder where his hands were last?! )

Good onya Smithy, & have a Merry Xmas

Cheers

Al

[El Presidente]

Smithy's is blue and has a bell ;-)

[genevapics]

Here, here! Thank you Smithy. I've only had one order so far and I must say, it was packaged to perfection! Happy Holidays my cuban caretaker.

[El Presidente]

!ROTFLMAO!

[El Presidente]

Andrew is a key part of our success,

albeit he struggles to get the right address.

On his push bike he comes to CZAR,

propellar cap whizzing and smile bizarre.

Lisa sets out his tasks for the day,

Smithy hoping in the sandpit he can play.

Papuan Mail order bride arrives soon,

Smithy needs only to look at her photo to swoon.

Andrew is certainly a man amongst men,

in 2006 we hope to teach him to count past Ten.

So this Christmas we hope you agree

To Smithy something special below the fir tree.

While this year he hopes for a wife,

Dissapointed again, with his new packing knife.

Merry Christmas Smithy! :-D

[Colt45]

» On his push bike he comes to CZAR,

» propellar cap whizzing and smile bizarre.

please, someone tell me this is a push bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Colt45]

» On his push bike he comes to CZAR,

» propellar cap whizzing and smile bizarre.

Mr Smith arriving at work: