Popular Post Chickenlassi Posted April 29, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2015 This will not be a normal review of the H Upmann Magnum 46. Let the others tell you how chocolatey or leathery or how much nougat is in the finish. I'm going to tell you what the Magnum 46 gives me. When I smoke this cigar I'm an international financier. Normal people can see my aura. I am the most interesting man in the world. I'm a mushroom cloud-laying *******er. I'm Superfly T.N.T.! I'm the The Guns of the Navarone! Once in a pub in London I went out to smoke my Magnum 46 and I met Mick Jagger. He asked if he can bum a ***. Luckily I had another Magnum 46 and I shared it . Now we're best friends. Smoking a Magnum 46 is like a Buddhist approaching nirvana. It's like a green eating an organic vegetable. Only the miracle of childbirth is equivalent. As a Canadian I often smoke in less than desirable circumstances. But when I smoke the Magnum 46 its always 25 degrees no matter the season. 80 for the gringos. An atheist once smoked a Magnum 46 and instantly believed in God. If I were in Cuba and a threesome developed I would not be nervous. If I was in the deepest darkest of Africa and making an arms deal I would fear nothing. As long as I was smoking a Magnum 46 that is. It is said that during his first trial OJ Simpson smoked a Magnum 46th everyday. He smoked a non Cuban on his second trial and he lost. In conclusion the Magnum 46 is a great cigar it will take you wherever you want to go. My next review will be on either the Montecristo #3 or #4. It depends on whether I want to blow up the bridge on the River Kwai or create an island in the South China Sea. You'll find out later. Chickenlassi or G Rant. PS. Against all warnings in my head that tell me not to repeat the following, it needs to be said. The Cubans in Playa Larga and Playa Giron back in the old days when they were invaded smoked Magnum 46's and repelled the invaders. Ancient aliens actually brought the Magnum 46 to the earth. Sorry to mention it but it is my tip of the hat to those conspiracy theorists. Those that smoke Magnum 46's that is. 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenlassi Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share Posted April 29, 2015 I forgot to put that writing a review for the Magnum 46 is like writing an introduction. there is no introduction needed its a Magnum 46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiminBC Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Great take on a great cigar Grant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigarbreak Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Hahaha great read/review Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dflan82 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Ha! Too funny...love this cigar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftimatic Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 This will not be a normal review of the H Upmann Magnum 46. Let the others tell you how chocolatey or leathery or how much nougat is in the finish. I'm going to tell you what the Magnum 46 gives me. When I smoke this cigar I'm an international financier. Normal people can see my aura. I am the most interesting man in the world. I'm a mushroom cloud-laying *******er. I'm Superfly T.N.T.! I'm the The Guns of the Navarone! Once in a pub in London I went out to smoke my Magnum 46 and I met Mick Jagger. He asked if he can bum a ***. Luckily I had another Magnum 46 and I shared it . Now we're best friends. Smoking a Magnum 46 is like a Buddhist approaching nirvana. It's like a green eating an organic vegetable. Only the miracle of childbirth is equivalent. As a Canadian I often smoke in less than desirable circumstances. But when I smoke the Magnum 46 its always 25 degrees no matter the season. 80 for the gringos. An atheist once smoked a Magnum 46 and instantly believed in God. If I were in Cuba and a threesome developed I would not be nervous. If I was in the deepest darkest of Africa and making an arms deal I would fear nothing. As long as I was smoking a Magnum 46 that is. It is said that during his first trial OJ Simpson smoked a Magnum 46th everyday. He smoked a non Cuban on his second trial and he lost. In conclusion the Magnum 46 is a great cigar it will take you wherever you want to go. My next review will be on either the Montecristo #3 or #4. It depends on whether I want to blow up the bridge on the River Kwai or create an island in the South China Sea. You'll find out later. Chickenlassi or G Rant. PS. Against all warnings in my head that tell me not to repeat the following, it needs to be said. The Cubans in Playa Larga and Playa Giron back in the old days when they were invaded smoked Magnum 46's and repelled the invaders. Ancient aliens actually brought the Magnum 46 to the earth. Sorry to mention it but it is my tip of the hat to those conspiracy theorists. Those that smoke Magnum 46's that is. LOL! That good eh? Lost two hours on a Quanzingon spaceship while smoking a Partagas Lusitania once, but nothing like your going through. May have to fill the coffers with some 46's just to make you happy next visit to the island. Or you could bring some of those you been smoking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliverdst Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coug28 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Good read & a unique review...enjoyed the different outlook. Eventually need to grab some fresh 46, but still over half cab of 08s and humi space is at a premium. Light bulb just went off. I know what needs to be done..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmers Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 best. review. ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1974 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 sounds like ciga-weed not cigar lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMacSr Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Outstanding review sir. Need to get a box Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quint Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 So......do you like the cigar or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quint Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Oops double post........maybe it was the Mag 46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habanolover Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Funny!!! AND subliminal, cuz guess what I just HAVE to buy and smoke now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffDaddie Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Very nice review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymond5737 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Outstanding review! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLB03TT Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 One of my regular rotation sticks which I enjoy immensely, but haven't had any hallucinations yet while smoking one. What's the box code on yours?? Just a guess, but I bet it starts with "LSD" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick2021 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I love the Mag46....I need to snag more of these when my budget permits. Agreed with the others, outstanding review! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikesupremedunk Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I loved mine fresh a few years ago..have a handful left and for some reason they aren't as good as they used to be..will revisit. Thanks for the review! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeboxer Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 best. review. ever. Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FHFinster Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 hahah.. Lovely Chicken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnS Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 When's the next review?...can't wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenlassi Posted May 22, 2015 Author Share Posted May 22, 2015 Found some 10 yr old Punch Churchills while in the Caracol shop in Trinidad, Cuba. Took them to the Costa Villanueva to date them and they were confirmed. Thinking of pulling one out this week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habanos2000 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Only thing better than this review is......... a Mag 46. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avaldes Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 The funny thing is, I have never had a great Mag46. Perhaps because I preferred the Super Corona when I first discovered Upmann corona gordas. Hopefully Rob can rectify that situation one of these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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