Popular Post El Presidente Posted April 10, 2015 Popular Post Posted April 10, 2015 Thanks to JK Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it .......... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time.” Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin ... When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all dranktogedder." The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more. Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished. One day, he comes in & orders just two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice & fall silent. When he goes back to the bar for the second round, The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine ! Tis me, .......................... I've Quit Drinking !" 10
Chaki Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 Good one. And it works with cigars as well. I'm shamelessly going to recycle it ?
Bernardini Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 Good one. And it works with cigars as well. I'm shamelessly going to recycle it Agree, that one will be reused!
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