The older I get.....

[Hash]

You mean manopause?

Man O Pause , after 50 , the pause button is pushed.

[nutcracker]

Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older:


Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich, you have a 50% chance of being right...

Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me:

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.

[El Presidente]

[Hunter1974]

I have actually learned to slow down and enjoy the moment .

[Squarehead]

Once we hit 40 we all get that dreaded decease called "CRAFT"and there's no cure for it.CRAFT stands for"CAN'T REMEMBER A FU..@#G THING" and I should know it as I'm hitting 70 in 4 weeks.

[tippexx]

I'm nearer to 70 than 60 too and 'spose if I have CRAFT it's selective. But it is gratifying to read through a bunch of 'kids' ageing confessions and realise I'm backward in the grumpy stakes and need to catch up .... or is that down?