Today's funny.

[thecapo]

Today funny

[cigardude]

bahahahahaha, good one.

[Bernardini]

That's awesome. Chuckled out loud on that one

[WarriorPrincess]

Love it

[Rye]

Ahhh! Very nice!!

[earthson]

Dog?

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Thanks for sharing, another good one!

[IPORTER]

nice!

[canadianbeaver]

[maduro]

Those who saw the dog first put up your hand. ❓. ❓

[jat]

Had to find my glasses to locate the 'alleged' dog in the picture.

[TiminBC]

What dog?

[joeskow]

That's awesome

[Fosgate]

10 year old kid comes into the living room, says "Dad--I need some help with homework".

"Sure Son--what's up?"

"Tomorrow when I come to class, I need to know the difference between theory and reality."

"OK. Go ask your mom if she'd go to bed with a strange man for five hundred thousand dollars."

"WHAT? She'll KILL me!"

"Just go and ask her."

Kid goes into the kitchen, says: "Mom--would you go to bed with a strange man for five hundred thousand dollars?"

"Hmmm---wow--I'd say Yes--- yes I would."

Kid goes back--"Dad...she said 'yes'.

"OK..now go ask your sister the same question."

"Dad--she'll pin my ears back!"

"Just go and ask her"

Kid finds his sister--"Would you go to bed with a strange man for five hundred thousand dollars?"

"Hell yes!"

"Dad...she said yes also."

"Well son--there you have it!"

"I do? I don't get it....."

"Well son, in THEORY, we're millionaires--but in REALITY, we're living with a couple of whores."