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i can do a fair few things well: cooking, fishing, general business, writing, etal. yet i have some serious kryptonite when it comes to anything mechanical or DIY. The story of my fixing a $350 lighter for a client is legendary around here. It was a Colibri and when they went out of business (can't remember which time) the client brought it in to me to fix.

I gave it a serious go. i even put on my watch makers hat with the magnifying glass that drops down lmao.gif

No...I am not a watchmaker. I just liked the hat.

Anyway i got the lighter to work. i was thrilled. the only problem is that I had 3 parts left over lookaround.gif

I gave it back to the client with a little trepidation but assured myself that I had only made it a better product by "streamlining" the design.

I have never seen that client again....I have often wondered what happened to him.

So I am crap at anything mechanical. Actually i find leggo challenging. Under the bonnet of a car is as mysterious to me as quantum physics. My greatest accomplishment in the world of DYI was replacing a door handle. it took a weekend and two visits back to the store for further instruction.

I am banned from using tools at Czars. I am only certified to use Duct Tape and Octopus straps. i only found out recently that it is Duct Tape and not Duck Tape.

What are you crap at?

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