El Presidente Posted September 11, 2014 Author Posted September 11, 2014 IT IS ABOUT GUMMY BEARS PEOPLE Seriously, there are days some of you could find slight from a cookie wrapper. 3
... Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Fourth, I never said anything about showing one's genitals, without nobody having asked so, being tasteful. I called strawman for that reason. Again, piggy gets carried away and misses. 12 gauge it is, trading aim for shot spread However, in the gummy case, even though it could be less than tastefull, I feel any outrage is an exagerated reaction to the incident. My two cents here
santela Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Now when are they gonna make penis shaped cigars? Would make good birthday gifts.
headstand Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 IT IS ABOUT GUMMY BEARS PEOPLE Seriously, there are days some of you could find slight from a cookie wrapper. Cookie wrappers! Cookie wrappers! I hate cookie wrappers. Damn Cookie wrappers....
PigFish Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 IT IS ABOUT GUMMY BEARS PEOPLE Seriously, there are days some of you could find slight from a cookie wrapper. It is not really mate. It is about gummy bears when an adult finds 'gummy *****' in the bag, chews them up and laughs. It is about offensive sexual objects as well as children being exposed to sex objects as the article reads. I simply looked at it as nothing to get steamed about when kids are being taught sex from every angle. If it were not about sex objects and children, there would be no children mentioned in the article. The article to me is clearly regarding kids being exposed to sexual images… Why get in a huff about it when countries all around the globe are giving condoms to 6th graders? That was my point. To those that find my posts either offensive or lacking interest or substance, put me on your "never mind" list and don't read what I write… I am not going to apologize to a few bed wetters here that just want me to shut up because they are in favor of giving condoms to kids! They call me out by name and bait me, I don't take it, post relevant content and then they whine… No substance posted, nothing even funny… just, whining… (Paste pouty face here!) Post a worthwhile rebuttal, tell me how your well developed 6th grader is sexually responsible! Report my post if it is offensive, but if you are going to whine about me publicly and do it so pitifully, I am going to laugh at you…! Like I said, to me, the gummy penis is funny! Since it the article is about kids, it is not really about just being funny, but about some parents of kids being offending and what they are doing about it… My reading comprehension is quite good… Anyone who just thinks it is about gummy penises, apparently did not get past the picture! That is okay with me, but getting pissed (at me) because I understand what I read and can separate the funny from the not so funny is your problem not mine! I did not post the article mate, but I did read it!!! Hell, I did not bring up commies, lefties or anything this time and the whining broke out… -LOL Cheers! -Piggy On the other hand, I had a little new potato the other day that looked like the baby Jesus! -LOL Shoulda' posted it!!! -LOL Ken woulda' eaten it up!
headstand Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Now, to headstand, I'll break it down a bit. Religion is cultural. See definition of culture and how it applies. Look at the world and spread of various religions around the globe. Then look how rites are transferred through generations. Second, read up on history of catholicism and its effects on societies in Europe and North America. Amongst many things, you're likely to find a correlation between religious fervor and shaming of sexuality/prudishness throughout the ages. You'll also see how these traits fluctuate through certain periods of history. Third, I say its anachronical (and hypocritical anyways) to publicly react with such 'modesty' towards the accused piece of candy based on current social accepted norms. I'll grant you this acceptance might be implicit in nature as many are in pure denial in speach but do secretly enjoy the offerings... The proposed level of 'modesty' here would be more befitting to a time when catholicism had a stronger hold of its flocks. Thanks for the clarification Jeanff. Seems I got it right the first time after all. I'm sure you'll allow me to hold a different read on religion, culture, sociology, and history. Alan
El Presidente Posted September 11, 2014 Author Posted September 11, 2014 Piggy I don't disagree mate. I don't want to buy my kids a bag of lollies and find a penis shape in there. Not on. It is apparent that i have no idea where a thread will go once i have posted it! On the only level I looked at it....... Penis lolly Bad. Parent not buy Penis Lolly. Parent complained. All sorted. ...still got a laugh 1
Fuzz Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Oh big deal. So a Chinese manufacturer accidentally sent life-sized penis shaped lollies. 3
PigFish Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 You know me brother! What is obvious to me is way off the chart for some people… When you pick "door number 3," and Mr. Piggy steps out, you may be in for a prize or an experience akin to a penis in the gummy bag…! I never know until it happens! I try to stay off the Viagra while on the forum, but sometimes things just 'pop up' and I get a rise out of some people!!! -LOL Cheers amigo. -Ray 1
Maplepie Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 I try to stay off the Viagra while on the forum, but sometimes things just 'pop up' and I get a rise out of some people!!! -LOL Huh... No wonder we can't get Habanos SA to make this the Official Cuban Cigar Forum...
El Presidente Posted September 11, 2014 Author Posted September 11, 2014 Huh... No wonder we can't get Habanos SA to make this the Official Cuban Cigar Forum... I am just thankful they don't sue us 1
El Presidente Posted September 11, 2014 Author Posted September 11, 2014 Oh big deal. So a Chinese manufacturer accidentally sent life-sized penis shaped lollies.
PigFish Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Huh... No wonder we can't get Habanos SA to make this the Official Cuban Cigar Forum... Look… look… look here now… I was Jeremy that brought up the commies this time, not me…. -LOL Get it straight "J"… This is about penises, parenting and pouting and there is no room for pinkos in this thread!!! -LOL Will you set this guy straight, Rob…? It is getting harder to keep these threads on the up and up with people the likes of Jeremy here!!! PS- did do some reading on the tobacco smoke article but since I am having problems with my comprehension, I had to set it down. The one on 'burning biologics'… too damn political for me!!! -LOL
El Presidente Posted September 11, 2014 Author Posted September 11, 2014 Consider yourself reprimanded J 1
Maplepie Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Consider yourself reprimanded JSorry gents. I'll stay in line next time... But answer me one question, PIGGY. What colour is this: pinko!!! -LOL PS. Yeah. It's 3 am here, too. Go read it by Saturday. And answer questions 1-4!!
shlomo Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Since it was brought up, I know many 6th graders having sex. It's not common, far less so in cigar smokers more affluent communities, but it's not as rare as some of you might think. Giving out condoms does not encourage sex, it encourages safe sex. There is a truck here that gives out free clean needles to users. I walked by it many times when I was younger. It never tempted me to stick myself with heroin... 1
... Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Thanks for the clarification Jeanff. Seems I got it right the first time after all. I'm sure you'll allow me to hold a different read on religion, culture, sociology, and history. Alan Sure will
PigFish Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 A Day With Jonny and Mary… by PigFish "What are you eating Jonny?" "A sandwich my mom made!" "You know that is not allowed Jonny… we have rules about nutrition here…" "…yeah, but, I like…" "Jonny… hand it over…!" "What I am I gonna' eat now?" "Get in line with the rest of the kids and get your simmered tofu burger with the gluten free bun… You know it comes with a free needle and condom, and you don't want to miss out on those do you? Ms. Crank will show you how to use the needle and give you a new syringe too and Mr. Phile will show you how to use the condom…!" PA System- "Ms. Goebbels, Ms. Goebbels wanted in the girls bathroom." Now, back at the bathroom! "Ms. Goebbels, why does Danny keep going into the girls bathroom? He scares me. And now that you have taken all the doors off the stalls since Betty was, you know, forced in there; he just stands and stares at me…!" "Poor Betty, don't remind me Mary. I told the janitor to keep the condom machine full. Those boys should have been carrying their condoms and using them, this is what they are for. You know they were each suspended for not protecting Betty's right to contraception. And Mary, it is Danielle now, not Danny and you know that… You will need to stay after school so that we teach you to me more sensitive to girls like Danielle…" But, but Danny is not a girl, I am a girl and I don't understand." "You are forcing me to call your house sitter Mary, a call to Europe to find your folks is not in the budget you know! We cannot afford new texts because of the condom budget being so high! And now you will miss our segment on identifying narcotics and Mr. Philes masturbation demonstration… He works so hard on it too, you should be ashamed of yourself!" "…but I still have to pee!" "Just use the boys bathroom until you decide who you are Mary, no one is forcing you to decide today. Here, take my hand sanitizer with you, in case you and a few of the boys decide to use your condoms…!" "I want to use the girls bathroom…" "No, you can't while Danielle is in there. You know how easily hi… I mean her feelings get hurt." "Who will walk Jonny home? "Jonny will be staying to and he will be in Dr. Carbo's food reeducation camp, I mean class, to learn about proper eating habits…" "Yes Ms. Goebbels." "Tell me more about your parents Mary!" "Yes Ms. Goebbels." …the End…
Maplepie Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 We suggest giving condoms to Africa to prevent furthering an AIDS epidemics. So let me ask you this: why would we give them to middle school students? The idea of free condoms being handed out at schools doesn't just pop out of no where. There needs to be a demand. When middle schoolers continously get pregnant, that is where the demand comes in. When they start acquiring STDs, that is where the demand comes in. Lack of condoms is only supplying the demand. We need to tackle the roots of the problem. Just like with the morbid obesity rates. Should we strictly enforce what children eat? God no, you Stalinist Pig (ha!). Should we provide them with alternatives like SALAD. Yes. Just like the condoms situation, everything revolves around the educational premise. However, we're too far into that, now. One simply can't teach kids not to have sex anymore. So it's more about damage containment - not prevention. 1
shlomo Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 You are right. We should just stop all education seeing as how it is influenced by the biases of the educators, once a kid pops out of the womb by him or herself that is. No need for any doctor to bring the infant out. If he or she gets any type of help, they will become mindless robots who follow the doctors, teachers and parents. The horror! 2
... Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Now now Shlomo, your sarcasm is uncalled for here
PigFish Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 This is what is frustrating about attempting to communicate with dreamers verse realists. I will attempt to make it simple for you. We will start with this. Incentive = encouragement. Every business owners knows it, every marketing firm knows it… everyone except the idealogue knows it! He instead dreams up ‘systems’ that deny human nature, even though history has empirically proven human nature to anyone who can observe it! People blinded by ideology are not free to observe. See this thread… Observe it please! http://www.friendsofhabanos.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=119990&page=1 This is an incentive to participate! One offers you free ****, you participate. It clearly works. It works with a broad spectrum of people, here and everywhere else…! It works with 6th graders too. Most, if asked directly, will deny it works on them… Me, I am happy to sample the "free" hot link at Costco. I have even bought stuff because someone offered me a sample and I liked it. Yes, it only works on moronic simpletons like me! There, I said it for you! Now that you are thinking it, lets look to see if you participated on the 'free cigar' thread. Hmmm… I see a lot of you ideologues over there getting in line with us ignoramus'! Proof is all around you my friends, you just have to let it in! Just look at the replies to the aforementioned thread. The fact that an incentive was offered has absolutely no correlation to the responses… In a Pig's eye! Yeah, mates you keep telling yourselves that… Keep preachin' it too… You make my points for me!!! You flat earthers will be the death of me, but you do provide for a good laugh now and then! Here endeth the lesson! -Piggy
Maplepie Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 No doubting free samples lead to purchasing the product. Simple as that. I've taken a needle from a depot before in order to fill it with amoxicillin in case it's needed in my house. Back in the school days, the kids used to mess around with condoms and we used to fill them with water and toss chuck them at trees. Silliness aside, Yes. Free samples leads to a purchase. But one more step back and you have to ask yourself WHY they're giving them out. Why are they giving out needles? Not because of weird blokes like me who uses them for scientific purposes but because there are druggies. WHY are there druggies? Tackle that problem Why did people start giving out condoms to students? Because of teenage pregnancy and STDs. WHY are there teenage pregnancies and STDs? Definitely not because of giving out condoms! The causal problems are indeed the true problems.
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