Possibly the Best Cowboy Joke ever...............

[helix]

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush
prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night
of bravado, a night of tall tales..

Tom, the hand from Wyoming says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest
cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It
had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my
bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.'

Ben, from Colorado, couldn't stand to be bested.. That's nothing, 'I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out
from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my
bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and
didn't even get a belly ache.'

Old Dingus Bob, the cowboy from West Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring
the campfire coals with his pecker.

[HarveyBoulevard]

Hahahahahahahahahah. Actually laughing out loud. Good start to a Monday, thank you.

[JHands]

Lmao really needed that. Awesome

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[bradbrennan]

maybe I'm not much of a cowboy afterall?!

[mikek]

TOOOO Funny!!!! I have A good friend whos A cowboy in Wyoming where men are men and the sheep are nervous! I'll have to tell him this one!!!!!

[leftimatic]

Oh yah! Great way to get the weekend going! Thanks.

[tjohn7]

This joke should have been posted under Rob's "If only it was a little bit longer..." post.

[garbandz]

If only it was a little bit longer.......it would be a short story.

[jtvrtas]

Hilarious!

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Good one indeed! Worth keeping

[LeafLover]

Yah, that was good

[saintsmokealot]

Needed That!!!!

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The humor is strong with brothers of the leaf. Jokes posted recently have been spot on

[PuffDaddie]

Great cowboy joke thanks.

[actzz541]

Totally thought this would say Tony Romo

[merc]

drinking coffee at work, almost sprayed it over the monitor. thanks for the laugh

[khamy]

i don't get it

......... as i stir my freshly brewed coffee

[Fosgate]

TOOOO Funny!!!! I have A good friend whos A cowboy in Wyoming where men are men and the sheep are nervous! I'll have to tell him this one!!!!!

You know why that is? Because Wyoming have so many cliffs that the cowboys can nuzzle a sheep up to the edge so when they take them from behind the sheep buck back.

I lived in Gillette WY for a year and got teased for being a "Rabbit choking flatlander" so I had to dish it out back. Lots of sheep jokes were used. Used to dish it out to one guy back and forth pretty hard and his little boy came out and I asked him "Do you have a girlfriend yet?" "Ewe!" he said. I looked at his father and asked "You already letting this kid around the sheep a little early aren't ya?" He srayed me with beer as he fell out of his chair.

[SeriesV]

good joke, and dont forget, everything's bigger in texas...

[leoan]

lol

[MIKA27]

That's a keeper mate, brilliant.