An old joke I just heard again...

[leftimatic]

So Little Red Riding hood is skipping down the trail to Grandmas house, when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a bush.

Red says "My but what big ears you have"

The big bad wolf just scowls at her and jumps up and runs away. Red Riding Hood is a bit confused but carries on. A little farther down the trail she spies the big bad wolf behind a log.

Red says "My but what big eyes you have"

The big bad wolf scowls and growls jumps up and runs off again. Red Riding Hood shrugs and wonders on down the trail. She gets to Grandma's house and there crouching behind the gate is the big bad wolf.

Red says" My but what big teeth you have'

The wolf jumps up and says in a very loud stern voice"Would you f@#k off! I'm trying to take a ****!

The End

[Maplepie]

Is that an altered version of the beginning of a terrible porno?

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[leftimatic]

Is that an altered version of the beginning of a terrible porno?

Sent by the Enigma on BlackBerry.

LOL I never looked at it that way, but uh now that you mention it.

[dogdays]

LOL!

[CUBANO]

Is that an altered version of the beginning of a terrible porno?

Sent by the Enigma on BlackBerry.

LOL

[actzz541]

hahaha!!

[Arazk9]

Hahaha I really did not expect that ending

[Bclass1]

Is that an altered version of the beginning of a terrible porno?

Sent by the Enigma on BlackBerry.

Lol classic J

[Bclass1]

Is that an altered version of the beginning of a terrible porno?

Sent by the Enigma on BlackBerry.

Lol classic J

[cigcars]

TEE HEE! Pretty darn good!