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As the title suggests, I may have gone too far this time!

As I looked around in my fridge on a rainy day, I decided to experiment a little. I would have taken pictures, but modern cameras are not ready yet, none of my cameras contain an APC, (Awesomeness Processing Chip), so the camera broke after the first picture. I destroyed all evidence of this experiment.

Let me set the scene:

Here is what I pulled out of my supplies.

1 Bone in Prime Grade Angus Ribeye

1 package of cross cut bone marrow shank bones

A few quarts of freshly rendered beef fat (tallow)

One russet potato

Parsley

Parm cheese

Truffle Oil

I season my steak, and let it sit.

I rendered down the marrow to a creamy jelly paste

I hand cut the potatoes into fries, skin on!

I put my steak on a VERY hot grill to cook, and basted it with the rendered bone marrow. About every minute I brushed the steak with the rendered marrow. This made a luscious, creamy, and rich crust for the already rich and luscious steak.

I fried the hand cut, skin on fries in beef fat, fried them twice, once at 300F then to crisp up at 350F. Once brown and crispy, I drained, put in a bowl and tossed with fresh parsley, fresh parm cheese, kosher salt and some white truffle oil.

I served the steak on top of the fries and dug in.

About halfway in, i went into some severe beef hallucinations, followed by a beef seizure, and straight into a beef coma.

It was awesome, but I don't think society is ready for this yet. I burned down my kitchen to erase all evidence of what I did and started re-building today.

What I learned, is there are still some things we can do with beef that are completely awesome, however, none of us are ready for this yet,

One day, the medical community will create a pill or an injection we can take to allow our bodies to enjoy this without instant shock.

I dream for this day.....

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One day, the medical community will create a pill or an injection we can take to allow our bodies to enjoy this without instant shock.

Would this.......... be a........ beef injection??? spotlight.gifspotlight.gif

  • 2 months later...
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Sounds great... try the fries in duck fat the next time...

  • 1 month later...
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Anything cooked in animal fat is number one by me. Sounds great.

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