LANGUAGE WARNING - fun with telstra

[Ken Gargett]

if anyone feels this should be deleted for offensive language, no problem from me (but then surely poor language is an integral part of any discussion with telstra.

Resetting The Password

"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."

roses

"Sorry, too few characters."

pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."

1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

1prettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."

1****ingprettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."

1****INGprettyrose

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."

1****ingPrettyRose

"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."

1****ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRight****ingNow.

"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."

1****ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRight****ingNow

"Sorry, that password is already in use."

[NJP]

Aaahhh Kenny. Give them heaps. If you haven't been given a special direct number to call with a personal case manager your are not trying hard enough. I've got one now for Dodo and CBA.

[Hiroshiro]

[Babaloo]

LOL

[Ken Gargett]

it is obviously a joke but it is terrifying how many mates have emailed me assuming it to be true.

[Jeremy Festa]

Just great!

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[Spartan]

Haha...must admit I've been there done that before!

[Laxman]

[Philski]

Need a new keyboard now.

[kevfi]

Too true

[polarbear]

Ha!