smk819 Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 My wife is complaining that my formally white mustache is being stained by cigar smoke. Who cares say I, but while she is small she is quite mighty. Does anyone know of a way (short of chlorox) to destain a 'stache?
xrundog Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 » My wife is complaining that my formally white mustache is being stained by » cigar smoke. Who cares say I, but while she is small she is quite mighty. » Does anyone know of a way (short of chlorox) to destain a 'stache? How about "Just For Men"?;-)
JMH Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 If it looks like any of [link=http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/03/photogalleries/beardgames/index.html]these[/link], I recommend losing it all together.
CIGARHead Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 » If it looks like any of » [link=http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/03/photogalleries/beardgames/index.html]these[/link], » I recommend losing it all together. LMAO @ JMH! Id shave it off and grow a goatee. I have one and nothin' tickles the wife better.
shrink Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 » Shave it off and grow a new one.;-) Shove her off and get a new one. ;-)
smk819 Posted December 10, 2005 Author Posted December 10, 2005 » » Shave it off and grow a new one.;-) » » Shove her off and get a new one. ;-) She's the second and I can't afford alimony again.
El Presidente Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 It starts with a small complaint about the stain.... Then it is about those few extra pounds of padding.... Then those 2 hours on a Friday night at the cigar bar The incessant travel to exotic locations Then the fact that you forgot her birthday Sorry.....got sidetracked.
CIGARHead Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 » » » It starts with a small complaint about the stain.... » » Then it is about those few extra pounds of padding.... » » Then those 2 hours on a Friday night at the cigar bar » » The incessant travel to exotic locations » » Then the fact that you forgot her birthday » » Sorry.....got sidetracked. Seems we all run into the same complaints from our women. I have said it before and Ill say it again - woman are very different beasts than us easy going, not paying attention, head in the clouds, cigar smokin', rum drinking men. Will they ever get it?;-)
Mel Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 Is that her only complaint about the cigars? Count yourself lucky. Find one part of her that is not up to your standard of ideal and tell her you would like that changed. Here are a few areas to start with. ****, weight, ass, waste, hair, teeth, and so on. If all else fails comment on her sexual perfomance. If you can not find anyting about ther that is not perfect, count yourself double lucky! If you try any of this and are still alive, count yourself triple lucky!:-D Rob is probably the only one on this site brave or dumb enough to try this, me excluded.
smk819 Posted December 11, 2005 Author Posted December 11, 2005 » Is that her only complaint about the cigars? Count yourself lucky. Find » one part of her that is not up to your standard of ideal and tell her you » would like that changed. » » Here are a few areas to start with. ****, weight, ass, waste, hair, teeth, » and so on. If all else fails comment on her sexual perfomance. » » » If you can not find anyting about ther that is not perfect, count yourself » double lucky! » » If you try any of this and are still alive, count yourself triple » lucky!:-D » » Rob is probably the only one on this site brave or dumb enough to try » this, me excluded. I am double lucky on all of the above. My only complaint is she doesn't make enough money for me to retire and continue to do business with Rob.
shrink Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 » Then the fact that you forgot her birthday A woman has only one birthday... her thirty-ninth! ;-)
Maverick Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 » » » It starts with a small complaint about the stain.... » » Then it is about those few extra pounds of padding.... » » Then those 2 hours on a Friday night at the cigar bar » » The incessant travel to exotic locations » » Then the fact that you forgot her birthday » » Sorry.....got sidetracked. Rob, I found a great way to convince her of the benefit of FOH. I took her into the humidor the other weekend and showed her around, she now is happy for me to spend away my income, even suggesting that she might buy me cigars for christmas. So I can now at least cross one thing of the NAG list. Ross...
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