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Tired of going to the gym?

Just a lazy SOB?

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Abductor Elite may look like rusty fence mesh but don't let that fool you.

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I would like to purchase a product that had 3 easy payments and one complicated payment. We won't tell you which one, but it is going to be HARD.

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Hahaha! Clever.

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I would like to purchase a product that had 3 easy payments and one complicated payment. We won't tell you which one, but it is going to be HARD.

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Endless possibilities, can end up with a 4, 6, 8, or 10 pack, depending on height and belly size!

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Endless possibilities, can end up with a 4, 6, 8, or 10 pack, depending on height and belly size!

And size of mesh. You could even get circular ab muscles!

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Send me one. I'll drop my drawers and back up to it and really impress the wife. Ab's of steel, anybody can have those. I'm gonna have a butt of steel!! That's what the ladies REALLY like.

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Haha, that is fantastic! I'm trying to get in shape again and this looks so much easier.

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Great stuff guys

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Wish I'd have known about this before entering the fat bastard competition

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What you think you are going to take half my patent on this one as well?

LOL. You don't have enough from the other ones?? ;):P

I'm surprised that you haven't just bought out a production company for the reviews, so that you don't have to do it! LOL.

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