E-mail of the Day.....I love these

[First Lady]

I don't miss these emails sorry Diana you now have to deal with them LOLOL

My favourite descriptions was the blow up doll , so many guys were dissapointed not the receive it LOLOL

[CanuckSARTech]

Yes..not my "finest hour"....but it was after a long lunch ....and late in the evening

Ken reported me.

LOL. It was epic and perfect. Just like sharing drinks and cigars at the MegaHerf or in Havana - just classic "no holds barred".

I wish you had trolled him a bit further, something along the lines of, "oh please don't report me, I don't want to lose my business. What can I do to keep this between us?"

I think you should have a forum section called, "Letters to Rob," where you post emails like this. Instant classic.

Woh oh! THAT could get dangerous! Funny as hell, though...

[CanuckSARTech]

I don't miss these emails sorry Diana you now have to deal with them LOLOL

My favourite descriptions was the blow up doll , so many guys were dissapointed not the receive it LOLOL

LOL. My wife picked up that one from the post....

[Jeremy Festa]

Excellent!

[Blakes]

Another classic!

Man, i love this place.

[El Presidente]

I wish you had trolled him a bit further, something along the lines of, "oh please don't report me, I don't want to lose my business. What can I do to keep this between us?"

I think you should have a forum section called, "Letters to Rob," where you troll idiots looking for handouts. Instant classic.

Only if you knew

A quickie.

" Rob, I want to discuss a serious order"

Me: No probs: shoot me your number.

Him: I wan't to keep that confidential.

Me: I will be gentle.

Him: I am not good on the phone. Prefer e-mail. I don't wan't to be screwed over.

Me: Don't worry about it. order through a friend of mine www.XXXXXXXXXXX best regards.

2 weeks later.

Him: Rob I received the order from your friend at www.XXXXXXXXXXXXXX and some things don't look right. Can you check it for me.

Me: No. Check with him.

Him: I am disappointed you wouldn't take this up and go the extra mile.

Me: I suspect you have no partner and few friends?

Him: I have one less now.

Me: I am seeking councelling

Him: That's not funny.

Seriously Marc...you can't make this stuff up.

[MIKA27]

24 hours later

Dear Rob

I have now had the opportunity to smoke one of the cigars and believe they are authentic.

My sincere apologies and I hope that this does not affect our ongoing business relationship

Best regards

XXXXX

...insert "Foot in mouth" and one in the arse (Can I say that? )

[Blakes]

My favourite descriptions was the blow up doll , so many guys were dissapointed not the receive it LOLOL

I'm missing out.. i only ever get dull ones like "stationary" n "computer parts".. Smithy will have to up his game! LOL

[Blakes]

I think you should have a forum section called, "Letters to Rob," where you post emails like this. Instant classic.

[El Presidente]

Are these private e-mails between you and a customer?

No names mentioned. No harm done. Plenty harm inferred so I don't give the proverbial rat's arse.

[Natedog]

Rob, this is as good of time as any, I received my package in the mail from Czar and it was supposed to be (according to the shipping label) "A Photographic Book Of Australia" . You can understand my disappointment when I opened the package and did not find the aforementioned Photography Book, but instead beautiful oily cigars. I've let this go on for years, not once have I ever received the right package.

You have one chance to make this right, or I will bring down a forum based vengeance the likes of which known only to Zeus himself.

My demands for years of abuse:

1 Photography Book of Australia

3 sets of Cosmetic Makeup

5 orders of Gourmet Paintbrushes

7 Sets of Encyclopedia Books

1 Australian Doll

2 Sets of Oil Based Markers

8 Sets of Glass Laboratory Test Tubes

You have 24 hours!

Skyfall,

Now I understand where all of my cigars have been going for years. I have received your entire order. I will be happy to ship it out to you first thing in the morning. Please overnight my cigars....oh yeah I'm keeping the doll.

Thanks

[Skyfall]

Ok.

[El Presidente]

Ok.

Shlomo I will make this perfectly clear for you. You can question anything of me bar my or my team's integrity. You question that and you are nothing but a skidmark of life as far as I am concerned...and you will be treated accordingly.

[Skyfall]

I did not question your integrity, I just found that your responses were a bit harsh. Just my opinion.

I knew where your original comment was heading. I was hoping you weren't going to continue on with it. I hope this doesn't get out of control. I disagree with you, he's dealing with grown ass adults, not kids that need coddling. I love you mate, but sometimes, just because you have an opinion, and it's against the current, or the "devils advocate" doesn't mean you have to express it and be the "debbie downer" of a hilarious thread.

And sometimes things are just funny for funny's sake, and simple and don't require over thinking or over analyzing or being judgemental!!!

[El Presidente]

I did not question your integrity, I just found that your responses were a bit harsh. Just my opinion.

Let one day you be called a fraud. Let one day you be threatened by an ignoramus wannabee who's computer screen is his saviour because for the love of God one wouldn't say that to my face.

I will tell you what harsh is. Harsh is he will seek a charge back from his CC company (process started). Great cigars gotten for nothing.

(Moderated) him and his ilk.

[El Presidente]

Pres, you have absolutely no need to defend yourself to me! This has happened to me personally before...BOTH ends of the stick...and I didn't like it either way.

Don't (moderated) test me.

[El Presidente]

Brother I agree for the most part. I just wanted to know if this was a joke or if these were real e-mails. I ended it at "OK" but Pres continued, and I responded. Pres, if you would like, feel free to PM me and we can chat, otherwise, no sweat.

Real e-mails. Real threats. Real responses ( for good or bad).

[BradNC]

LOL....I just blew water out of my nose. whew. sinus rinse, check! Thanks for sharing Pres. I loved the responses.

[Skyfall]

Let's bring it back to funny!

[WarriorPrincess]

All I can say you should see the beauties I get all day long... hence the glass of wine on my desk in the afternoons delivered by Smithy. Poor guy he can't hide from my rants so he might as well make me happy

[Blakes]

All I can say you should see the beauties I get all day long... hence the glass of wine on my desk in the afternoons delivered by Smithy. Poor guy he can't hide from my rants so he might as well make me happy

.....or ply you with enough sav blanc untill your sufficiently sudated you can't rant no more?

[mk05]

There's this cult website we degenerate kids surf at work - which will remain nameless . From time to time, the editor will show a correspondence of some email conversations he trolled. It brightens my day. No names, no foul. Just pure, 100%, unadulterated entertainment.

I wish you'd seriously consider "Letters to Rob" as ongoing sticky. Really do the whole David Thorne bit on them. hahaha

[Jeremy Festa]

There's this cult website we degenerate kids surf at work - which will remain nameless . From time to time, the editor will show a correspondence of some email conversations he trolled. It brightens my day. No names, no foul. Just pure, 100%, unadulterated entertainment.

I wish you'd seriously consider "Letters to Rob" as ongoing sticky. Really do the whole David Thorne bit on them.

I second this motion

[AndrewNR]

Reminds me of the website emails from an arsehole.. A great website worth a browse if you haven't looked before.. Emails to Rob does sound like a great sticky

[Ssmith114]

There's this cult website we degenerate kids surf at work - which will remain nameless . From time to time, the editor will show a correspondence of some email conversations he trolled. It brightens my day. No names, no foul. Just pure, 100%, unadulterated entertainment.

I wish you'd seriously consider "Letters to Rob" as ongoing sticky. Really do the whole David Thorne bit on them. hahaha

I'm pretty sure I know which site your talking about!