Ken Gargett Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Oscar Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius. -- When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? -- She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. -- New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints. -- What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?... 20 years. -- Oscar Pistorious' lawyer is trying to claim mistaken identity. Personally I think he hasn't a leg to stand on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khomeinist Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Keep it Klassy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanislaw Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 ugh, i can always appreciate an attempt at humor but I'm sorry, sir, i cannot appreciate this humor... now if he were an evil dictator from a third world country, all the more please.... but this is clearly a kid who tried to overcome diversity and made a terrible terrible mistake.... I thought this was a thread about the upcoming Oscars show this sunday.... anybody liked "Lincoln"......???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortigan Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 but this is clearly a kid who tried to overcome diversity and made a terrible terrible mistake.... Yeah I suppose putting four bullets into your girlfriend could be called a "mistake"! I obviously don't know what news feeds you're reading or watching but certainly it doesn't look very innocent from what I've seen.Of course there's more evidence to be presented,no doubt.And of course none of us were there so will we ever know the full and undiluted truth,who knows?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanislaw Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 i'm not saying the guy is innocent and to be honest i don't know anything about it at all... unfortunately in my line of work i don't get much time to read the papers.... in regards to the line you quoted, that is in reference to the fact that he impressed me as an olympian with no legs... i think those jokes are a little out of line... if he's stupid enough to fire a gun at someone he loves, i have no defense for that (nor should I)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunner Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Hahaha... A joke is a joke! Lighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunner Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Ooooh! I was told.... Its not like I made the joke. A majority of jokes stem on stereotypes and other such things. I must be to laid back... Ill crawl back in my hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cohiba Stevie Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I think those jokes were hilarious lol. Immediately txted them to my mates. Thanks ken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khomeinist Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Yes. Murder is hilarious. Klassy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cohiba Stevie Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Yes. Murder is hilarious. Klassy Relax mate. There are plenty of other joke threads for you to look at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZinZan Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I liked the OJ joke and Valentines, i thought that was hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Profmd Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Great stuff Ken! Got a great giggle!! Friends loved it too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Something tells me the messenger should have been wearing a Kevlar vest. Jokes like these are going to be around it's just human nature. Perhaps we handle things better when we can see a humorous side. It doesn't make the jokes right or wrong but with the passing of time they gain more acceptance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Suerte Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 As anyone else in life, Oscar Pistorius strove to be accepted as what we term 'normal' & stated that his disability should neither isolate or detract from who he was or what he's achieved. By suggesting that these 'jokes' are tasteless is undermining all that he stood for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smallclub Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 That's what happens when she says no to a leg-over… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cohiba Stevie Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Lol. I want to have a drink with most of you lot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbass Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 THOSE are FUNNY jokes !!!! HA !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khomeinist Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Relax mate. There are plenty of other joke threads for you to look at. Lmao. Always relaxed. It isn't so much that these are tasteless, they just lack any cleverness. I suppose there is an eternal place for elementary school humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted February 24, 2013 Author Share Posted February 24, 2013 each to their own with umour Lmao. Always relaxed. It isn't so much that these are tasteless, they just lack any cleverness. I suppose there is an eternal place for elementary school humor. each to their own with humour - plenty of stuff i don't find amusing that others do. but, with respect, that was not your original argument. or at least certainly didn'tappear to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habanos2000 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Honestly, if you don't like a particular joke just ignore it. The back and forth on this type of topic just brings the whole community down, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khomeinist Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 each to their own with umour each to their own with humour - plenty of stuff i don't find amusing that others do. but, with respect, that was not your original argument. or at least certainly didn'tappear to be. My original point was merely a smirk. Like ... 'really mate?' I withdraw my comments. CARRY ON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rob Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 The world needs more emoticons... specifically one for 'tongue in cheek' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJP Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 We should count ourselves lucky the Oscar was competing in the men 400m race at the Olympics and not starting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanislaw Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Honestly, if you don't like a particular joke just ignore it. The back and forth on this type of topic just brings the whole community down, IMO. Very good point as I feel perhaps I began the back and forth.... Truthfully if we were sitting around having a drink and a smoke I'm sure the conversation wouldn't be so black and white, so lets not make it that.... And cohibastevie, I bet you'd have a drink with ALL of us.... If we were buying..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smallclub Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Can you explain that remark? I know better than to read in to redicluously crass comments made on a forum by somebody who knows nothing about me, but i really would like to know how you arrive at the above conclusion. Relax, I think he's just joking… I'll have a glass of Lagavullin 16 years please… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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