First Lady Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'. After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be: I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back’
Maron76 Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 That was funny! And I always though men drove those cars to over compensate
IcedCanuck Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 hahahahaha, that one is about to make the rounds
skindiver Posted July 1, 2011 Posted July 1, 2011 hahahhaha! Lisa told that? I thought she was more discreet. Glad I was wrong!
JohnnyC Posted July 11, 2011 Posted July 11, 2011 Damn Lisa ...you promised you would keep my story confidential
headstand Posted July 12, 2011 Posted July 12, 2011 How embarrassing. I feel...for a lack of a better word, small. MY RANCH IS ONLY 8,000 acres.
Puros Y Vino Posted July 12, 2011 Posted July 12, 2011 LOL. Good one. Heard a variation on that one before.
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