Blind man

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Two nuns are asked to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction

from Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their

habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door

of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

'Who is it?' calls one of the nuns.

'Blind man,' replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come

from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

'Nice boobs,' says the man, 'where do you want the blinds?'

[cigcars]

Two Nuns were walking down a dark alley way one evening and each was promptly jumped by two male attackers who dragged them into the darkness and ravaged them. The first Nun covered her eyes and prayed, "Forgive him, Lord. He knows not what he does." The other Nun said, "Mine does."