The Worst Day in History

[OZCUBAN]

[First Lady]

You better hide Steve

[IcedCanuck]

LMFAO, love it!

[cigcars]

Carlos Mencia says the Bible is proof that God is a woman: He held up a thin size folder and said "If God was a man the Bible would be this thick." Then he held up a large size version of our current Bible needing two hands to hold it and said, "Only a woman has THIS MUCH **** TO SAY!!"

He went on to say that was why poor Moses was kept up there on Mount Sinai for 40 years. He showed a burning bush saying as a man: "Be good. Pass it on!" Then the burning bush with a woman's voice, "IputAdaminthegardenandhesinnedandnowhe'soutbecausehedidn'tlistentoMe, IgaveSatanachanceandnowhe'sburninginHellbecausehedidn'tlistentoMebutyou'redifferent-HEY!I'mtheonewho'sonfireyoubetterlistentoMeit'llbedifferentwithyou..." and Mencia looking exhausted and then going back to the burning bush...you get the meaning!

Don't kill me, Lisa - it was Mencia who had that routine!