Cigar Psychology

[Fuzz]

FUZZ NEEDS HELP Check out his hobby. I have no idea why he is single

Rob, two words... screw... you! Though I will happily take any help from Alex!

Btw telling chicks at a SMASH! convention that you collect comic book statues is a sweet pick up line! And if you've seen the talent at the Cosplay competitions, you'd stop bagging Smithy for dressing up as a Wookiee. Wookiees gets the chicks!! (Smithy can back me up here)

Cosplay chicks can be super cute, but also severely deranged or delusional...

[luliu518]

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose?

Piramide

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose?

Water

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you?

Dog

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque?

Mercedes-Benz G wagon diesel

5. Occupation

Mechanical Design and Manufacture

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long?

13 years of marriage

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars?

Travel four-wheel drive

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)?

Yes，Online

9. Favourite movie?

Pacific War, Spartacus

10. Favourite meal?

Sichuan cuisine

[PigFish]

...plus!

My customers and I have way to much time on our hands! -Piggy for RA

[Stalebread]

Interesting results.

[Wil]

Cosplay chicks?!!! You learn something new every day!

[dicko]

haha thats classic, describes me perfectly. start with a churchill (metrosexual young professional) then as the day/night wears on the inner-bogan tendencies come out (robusto's come out for 2nd and 3rd smoke)!

Fuzz, my god i love alternative girls with psycho tendencies!!!

...with the fury of zeus.

[Freefallguy]

Piramide and Robusto smokers are almost statistically same. We are talking NASCAR here people They have a penchant for fast cars and loads of meat. Yes there are exceptions amongst them but the numbers don't lie...they would in the main aim for a cat with their pickup than own one. Largest proportion of single males in the group but when roped in they stay hitched. Girls, you won't be watching Bridget Jones's Diary with these guys anytime soon.

These are hard liquior men who on weekends go hunting/fishing or homebrew from the couch. The only time they see a real newspaper is when they unwrap their bait.

Late to the table mate... but as a Monte 2 and CoRo Ho you really nailed it.

[Omskakas]

Tell Alex (gorgeous and single and travelling with Lise) to keep a look out for Churchill Smokers. There aren't too many single ones to be found but they are by far the highest proportion of Cat lovers (almost 50%), with only a few exceptions marry for what appear to be an eternity, prefer wine, electronically savvy, will likely cosy up to watch a chick flick, are almost exclusively white collar and have the most exotic culinary tastes of all groups!

As suspected... Churchill Smokers are Metrosexuals (Colt being a perfect example). They put in a hard day at the computer screen and head off to the water cooler at the Gym or pull up the Spandex for a bike ride.

Prez, there's nothing metrosexual about it when after a hard day at work I go to my gym and do hardcore sets of ass-to-the-grass squats!

[CanuckSARTech]

....Btw telling chicks at a SMASH! convention that you collect comic book statues is a sweet pick up line! And if you've seen the talent at the Cosplay competitions, you'd stop bagging Smithy for dressing up as a Wookiee. Wookiees gets the chicks!! (Smithy can back me up here)

Cosplay chicks can be super cute, but also severely deranged or delusional...

...Fuzz, my god i love alternative girls with psycho tendencies!!!

...with the fury of zeus.

Gentlemen, I do have a couple of spare sets of 'cuffs that I could send you. The keys would be an extra charge, though.

[jdbrown]

Methinks Rob is trying his hand at customer profiling, perhaps to redesign his marketing strategy... nah, what am I thinking?

He's already got the perfect marketing strategy... hit the deck with a cigar and glass of Zacapa while Lisa handles it all!!

Think u nailed it Fuzz!!! Too hilarious

[SonGoku]

A little late but should shatter your psycological profiling. Damn I never fit in anywhere

I have a theory which I will expand on tomorrow

Please answer the following for me:

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose?

piramide

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose?

water

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you?

I would never keep an animail at my house but if I was forced it would be a dog

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque?

I own neither but I have a bicycle, it's blue

5. Occupation

change manager

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long?

single, I prefer to live in solitude

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars?

MMA, bodybuilding, history, music (anything from hip hop/heavy metal to jazz/classical, these days I'm really speding a lot of time going to classical concerts), going to museums, psychology ooohhh yeah and chicas takes far too much of my time

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)?

yes, online, but I think most media present their stories very one sided

9. Favourite movie?

hmmm hard to pick, again my taste is very wide from documentaries (I just watched "Deep Water" the history of Donald Crowhurst which really touched me, historical movies, 80's action movies and intellectual movies

10. Favourite meal?

maroccan couscous with chicken made by my aunt

[dicko]

Prez, there's nothing metrosexual about it when after a hard day at work I go to my gym and do hardcore sets of ass-to-the-grass squats!

raw, deep and strong! gotta love the old school mustache, adds a plate for sure :-p

lol CanuckSARTech, send em over

[bas]

1. Poramide

2. Rum

3. Cat

4. Car, Mitsubishi

5. Insurance

6. Single

7. Climbing

8. Online

9. Pul Fiction

10. Smth taste

[bas]

1. Piramide

2. Rum

3. Cat

4. Car, Mitsubishi

5. Insurance

6. Single

7. Climbing

8. Online

9. Pul Fiction

10. Smth taste

[tdlfoto]

I have a theory which I will expand on tomorrow

Please answer the following for me:

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose?

Piramide

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose?

Wine [red]

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you?

Cat

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque?

Niether, but i guess car out of necessity.

5. Occupation

Photographer

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long?..

Married, 10 yrs

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars?

Music. Listeing avidly and playing in bands as time allows.

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)?

Yes, many.

9. Favourite movie?

Apocalypse Now

10. Favourite meal?

Pasta & Meatballs

[sg1234]

1. Long and skinny please. Churchill would be a close second, followed by pyramid, then robusto.

2. rum

3. I'm more of a dog person but I don't have any pets

4. I own a 2004 Suzuki GSXR 600 and I drive a 1999 Toyota Camry, so call me a bike guy.

5. electrical engineer

6. I have been with my girlfriend for about a year and a half

7. wine, photography, motorcycle riding

8. I check out Google news about once a week

9. Hard to pick just one: Run Lola Run, Inception, and Shawshank Redemption are all favorites

10. Paprika chicken with mashed potatoes and peas

[dizedean]

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose?

Piramde

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose?

Wine

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you?

Love them both

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque?

Car/Acura

5. Occupation

Manager/Sales

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long?

Divorced, currently have a live in (never to marry again)

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars?

winter=watching football, summer=vegetable garden

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)?

read daily local physical, NY Times on the weekend, online news everyday

9. Favourite movie?

can't have just one but for the list "The Seven Samurai"

10. Favourite meal?

Bouillabaisse

[Grabo2u2]

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose?

Robusto

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose?

Water

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you?

Dog

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque?

Car

5. Occupation

Retired

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long?

Married 24 years

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars?

Woodworking

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)?

Online

9. Favourite movie?

Terminator

10. Favourite meal?

Lamb chops garlic twice baked potatoes green beans onions and garlic skillet cooked in olive oil

[samyeung]

I have a theory which I will expand on tomorrow

Please answer the following for me:

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose?

skinny

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose?

straight rum (single malt ??)

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you?

dog

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque?

Car humm Benz

5. Occupation

professional musician

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long?

Married 12yrs

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars?

playing viola and cooking

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)?

online

9. Favourite movie?

scent of a woman

10. Favourite meal?

Foie Gras

[warren516]

Lise

Tell Alex (gorgeous and single and travelling with Lise) to keep a look out for Churchill Smokers. There aren't too many single ones to be found but they are by far the highest proportion of Cat lovers (almost 50%), with only a few exceptions marry for what appear to be an eternity, prefer wine, electronically savvy, will likely cosy up to watch a chick flick, are almost exclusively white collar and have the most exotic culinary tastes of all groups!

As suspected...Churchill Smokers are Metrosexuals (Colt being a perfect example). They put in a hard day at the computer screen and head off to the water cooler at the Gym or pull up the Spandex for a bike ride.

Raising hand over here......Churchill smoker.....

haha

[plagreid]

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose?

Long skinny

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose?

Wine

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you?

Dog person

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque?

Car - not particular to the Marque, but sports cars in general.

5. Occupation

Writer/journalist

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long?

Single but in a long term relationship

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars?

Baseball (watching, playing)

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)?

Several, three delivered to my home daily, a few others online

9. Favourite movie?

Field of Dreams

10. Favourite meal?

Sushi

[MarkLy]

1. One of each.

2. Wine.

3. Cat.

4. Neither.

5. Software developer.

6. Married almost two weeks.

7. Wine, food, reading, travel.

8. No.

9. North By Northwest.

10. Agedashi tofu + tuna sashimi.