Cigar Psychology

[Rogers72]

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose? Churchiill

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose? Wine.

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you? Dog.

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque? Neither.

5. OccupationManagement (manufacturing)

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long? Married

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars? Golf. Guitar.

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)? Yes, Online and Physical

9. Favourite movie? My Fair Lady.

10. Favourite meal? Raw Oysters as an app, Rack of Lamb as the entree, Creme Brulee as Dessert

[CigarB]

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose?

Robusto

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose?

Beer

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you?

Dog person

4.Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque?

Car - BMW

5. Occupation

Finance

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long?

Single

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars?

Golf

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)?

Online

9. Favourite movie?

The Outlaw Josey Wales

10. Favourite meal?

Steak/Seafood (Surf and Turf)

[Nedule]

1. Long & Skinny

2. Beer

3. Dog

4. Car - '86 convertible corvette

5. Insurance Broker

6. Married - 10 yr

7. Fishing, hunting, skiing, running

8. News - online

9. Lately - Inception

10. Vietnamese Pho

[Quint]

I have a theory which I will expand on tomorrow

Please answer the following for me:

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose? Robusto

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose? Wine

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you? Love both

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque? Truck

5. Occupation Electrical Engineering

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long? Married 25 years

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars? Hiking/backpacking

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)? No

9. Favourite movie? Band Of Brothers

10. Favourite meal? Maine Lobster

[Ken Gargett]

okay - i have an instant problem with this. it would entirely depend on which long skinny or robusto or churchill or whatever. ditto, what wine/rum (and i know this is a joke because you've never offered anyone water). yes, i know that this doesn't fit the spirit of this but that isn't my fault.

of those i can answer -

3. definitely dog.

4. car, but only by default. no interest in bikes at all. probably 4wd so i could use it on fraser island.

5. varied.

6. happy. always.

7. numerous but fishing/wine/books/music etc etc.

8. daily but online (surprisingly) on week days, buy the saturday papers, nothing on sunday - they are rubbish).

9. impossible question. too many and it changes troo often.

10. do you mean on a regular basis or the fave meal i've enjoyed?

so, no help at all, really.

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose?

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose?

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you?

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque?

5. Occupation

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long?

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars?

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)?

9. Favourite movie?

10. Favourite meal?

[tigger]

So Dr. Ayala, what's the verdict?

Is there a pathology among us?

[El Presidente]

I am going for my lab coat now and borrowing Lisa's classes.

Shortly I will be collating the information, assessing the data and then will come back with my conclusion to the esteemed scientific community which is FOH

[CanuckSARTech]

I am going for my lab coat now and borrowing Lisa's classes.

Shortly I will be collating the information, assessing the data and then will come back with my conclusion to the esteemed scientific community which is FOH

Wait, wait, wait! Can I offer a group of answers on Mr. Piggy's behalf since he didn't want to?!

Pretty please, Piggy?!!?!?!?!

And Rob??? Errr, are you "borrowing Lisa's classes" or her glasses? I presume it's glasses, but just in case it is actually classes, which ones - lamaze, yoga, stripercise, etc.???

[PigFish]

Wait, wait, wait! Can I offer a group of answers on Mr. Piggy's behalf since he didn't want to?!

Pretty please, Piggy?!!?!?!?!

And Rob??? Errr, are you "borrowing Lisa's classes" or her glasses? I presume it's glasses, but just in case it is actually classes, which ones - lamaze, yoga, stripercise, etc.???

I grant my friend Nut, to represent to the best of his ability, my opinion via proxy. This thread only! -LOL

Please consider my position on thin cigars and miniature animal mutations! -P

[Hemsworth]

The suspense is killing me!

[CohibaBehike]

I have a theory which I will expand on tomorrow

Please answer the following for me:

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose?

Long Skinny

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose?

Most likely water - depending on the cigar

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you?

Dog! I have a Yorkie mix and a Pug

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque?

Car, however I'd like to get a bike in the near future. 71 Chevelle was my first car (7 years ago)

5. Occupation

Work at a cigar store

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long?

About to be married - 4 months away

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars?

Clay shooting

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)?

Nope

9. Favourite movie?

Rounders, Inception, and Bourne movies

10. Favourite meal?

I'm watching Man V Food right now, and I just love a good burger...

BURGER AND CALAMARI WOULD BE PERFECT EVERYDAY!

[El Presidente]

Have tabulated the results.

Interesting ....very interesting

[CanuckSARTech]

I grant my friend Nut, to represent to the best of his ability, my opinion via proxy. This thread only! -LOL

Please consider my position on thin cigars and miniature animal mutations! -P

Oh goody goody gumdrops!!!!!

[Guest Elektrobot]

Have tabulated the results.

Interesting ....very interesting

Oh now you're just trying to flatter us

[Guest Elektrobot]

I want to change my favorite movie

Now it's Tombstone

Also, redheads- for extra credit

[CanuckSARTech]

I have a theory which I will expand on tomorrow

Please answer the following for me:

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose?

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose?

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you?

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque?

5. Occupation

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long?

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars?

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)?

9. Favourite movie?

10. Favourite meal?

Jesus mate... next thing I will be getting email for the psychic network!!!! -Piggy

But through telepathic powers, I'm hopefully able to surmise what Piggy would be saying in the nether regions of his gut....

1. I offer you four cigars from which you can choose: Long Skinny/Robusto/Piramide/Churchill. Which would you choose?

SERIOUSLY???? Why would you even question this, Rob. I, Ray, El Piggo, would most obviously offer my favourites as LE Robustos, of course.

2. You are on my deck, Beer/Wine/straight Rum/Water....which would you choose?

Beer, with wine, and chased by a shot of rum in water.

3. Cat person/Dog person/ Hate both. Which are you?

They both taste great with a side of potatoes and gravy. Notch one for the mutated horses.

4. Car Guy or Bike guy? What Marque?

Hogs. Big, greasy, noisy, shiny hogs. Then, when I'm done with them, I'll jump on my motorcycle. That, or a Victorian romantic buggy-ride, drawn by drastically underpowered ponies.

5. Occupation

I'm so good, I fulfill two jobs - one is as the worldwide representative for Habanos S.A. And, I'm also the Commissioner for the Lingerie Football League.

6. Single/Married or escaped (divorced)? How long?

I'm still waiting for her to change the locks on me one day.... And timeline? You can't bookend the time that you spend in paradise. Right honey? (She's standing behind me, with a rolling pin.)

7. Other favourite hobby outside of cigars?

Training my pocket puppies to take my ponies for a walk. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.

8. Do you read a newspaper daily (online or physical)?

SERIOUSLY, Rob??? Why waste time reading? I've got my own opinions about stuff...

9. Favourite movie?

I have several....The Horse Whisperer, Easy Rider, A League Of Their Own, Priscilla Queen of The Desert, etc.

10. Favourite meal?

The grilled keester of whoever is the complete f@#*ing s#!%head that cancelled my long and skinnies. But served with a nice pesto sauce and some wonderful Chianti - I'm not a caveman!

Ray, I'm a little scared and flabbergasted - - - - - Never knew you had such a passion for EL's.

[El Presidente]

Lise

Tell Alex (gorgeous and single and travelling with Lise) to keep a look out for Churchill Smokers. There aren't too many single ones to be found but they are by far the highest proportion of Cat lovers (almost 50%), with only a few exceptions marry for what appear to be an eternity, prefer wine, electronically savvy, will likely cosy up to watch a chick flick, are almost exclusively white collar and have the most exotic culinary tastes of all groups!

As suspected...Churchill Smokers are Metrosexuals (Colt being a perfect example). They put in a hard day at the computer screen and head off to the water cooler at the Gym or pull up the Spandex for a bike ride.

Piramide and Robusto smokers are almost statistically same. We are talking NASCAR here people They have a penchant for fast cars and loads of meat. Yes there are exceptions amongst them but the numbers don't lie...they would in the main aim for a cat with their pickup than own one. Largest proportion of single males in the group but when roped in they stay hitched. Girls, you won't be watching Bridget Jones's Diary with these guys anytime soon.

These are hard liquior men who on weekends go hunting/fishing or homebrew from the couch. The only time they see a real newspaper is when they unwrap their bait.

Long and Skinny lovers. THERE ARE MILLIONS!

Apparently all the Long and Skinny Lovers in the world are members of this forum

They prefer dogs but there are plenty of cats. They own sensible cars, have the mating habits of a Barn Owls (Life), they read news widely, love a great drama on the screen, prefer seafood but will venture to the wild culinary side. Excluding a few, the rest would call "******" Assist to change a car tyre. Their hobbies are wide and varied as long as it avoids and form of perspiration.

In summary

1.

CAN ANYONE CHANGE A BLOODY TAP WASHER!

Across the groups it is just under 95% white collar.

2.

NEWSFLASH: DIVORCE IS LEGAL

Lets get this data to Women all over the world and they will be repealing smoking laws globally while setting up cigar lounges on every corner. Girls...you want a man for life...get to a cigar bar and PICK ONE UP!

3.

The Vegetarian Cigar Club is not a marketing angle Habanos s.a should consider.

4.

Sell your NEWSPAPER Shares.

5.

FUZZ NEEDS HELP Check out his hobby. I have no idea why he is single

[ryans]

Brilliant anthropological study of the FOH members, Prez!!

[Colt45]

In summary

Obviously, you've an awful lot of free time on your hands........

Hi Alex

[Sandman]

Very interesting, makes for quite interesting reading. Thanks Prez.

[Ken Gargett]

seriously? that is it?

[Wil]

seriously? that is it?

[ChanceSchmerr]

Very scientific study, Prez!

Count me amongst the 5% of Long/Skinny smokers who can change a tap washer and a car tire - I may be a white collar officer, but the navy taught me to be an mechanical engineer before I put on those officer stripes!

[compitaveggie]

3.

The Vegetarian Cigar Club is not a marketing angle Habanos s.a should consider.

Hey I should start a Vegetarian cigar club!!!

Jose

[sama]

Hey I should start a Vegetarian cigar club!!!

Jose

haha... i thought i was all alone!