Member Marriage Questions?

[Professor Twain]

Married 34 years, one wife, one time... only smoking cigars for 5... she has shown a lot of patience and flexibility.

[fugwumpy]

Just past 8yrs for me. Friends for almost 20. Would be lost without her.

Not a big fan of my cigar smoking, tho

[Fuzz]

It works

You mean we have a new pick up technique? The Ken!

[jsd]

Married once. 15 years next month.

[tsolomon]

Married once, 36 years last month, she plays golf and smokes cigars.

[shrink]

Does prison count?

If you were the "wife", it counts double.

Me, I've been married for one hundred and forty-nine years.

[First Lady]

Real husband 11.5 years together 16 years

Work Husband - 7.5 years but most days feels like 20 years LOLOL

[aes8]

How about one on the other end of things.

4 days and counting. Wish me luck

[Jesuscookies]

Been married to the most wonderful woman a guy could ask for. Coming up on 15 years and we dated for 5 before that.

I didn't even check her credit score before we got married! that's how in love I was!

[brutusthebuckeye]

Married 4 years...my wife is great!!!!!!

[mkz]

On my first. 3,5 years and counting...

[cadillacdoc]

32 years, one wife, one marraige. She tolerates my eccentricities, wine, bourbon and cigars. Not to mention that she is a gourmet chef. LIFE IS GOOD! an excellent partner to grow old with!

[CanuckSARTech]

Real husband 11.5 years together 16 years

Work Husband - 7.5 years but most days feels like 20 years LOLOL

LOL. Looks like Lisa wins!!!!!

How about one on the other end of things.

4 days and counting. Wish me luck

Wow - congrats, senor.

[CanuckSARTech]

Me, about 4 1/2 years (June 2006), was dating before that for 3 1/2 years. She's a nurse - great job, good pay, and she has the sexy little outfits.

But, since she's already yelling at me from the other room for letting my PS3 gear sit all over the place....

I once made the (completely drunken out of my mind) mistake of introducing her to a few people at a dinner party, after we were only married about a year. My stupid comment?? "I'd like you to meet my future ex-wife Erin...."

Did not go over well. We had been arguing about a little something on the way to the dinner. Needless to say, we were arguing about a BIG something on the way home.

Now, I can say that we're very happily married. I learned to STFU and simply say, "Yes dear".

[Habanos2000]

4 days and counting. Wish me luck

Funny you mention luck. A friend's son got married recently and the new daughter in law kept asking why everyone was wishing them "good luck" instead of "congratulations". I told her she'd understand in the not too distant future.

[El Presidente]

!LOL!

Reminds me of a great mate at a function of mine who introduced his current wife as his ex wife...literally...he used the ex's name. He did it twice

And Lisa honey....71/2 years of sheer bliss

[dicko]

I once made the (completely drunken out of my mind) mistake of introducing her to a few people at a dinner party, after we were only married about a year. My stupid comment?? "I'd like you to meet my future ex-wife Erin...."

You've got some balls!

Me, I'm not married. I would like to in the future. I'm more interested in the idea of having kids actually. I really want kids.

This thread is good, most guys whinge about having a wife but there seems to be a lot of happy guys too.

My friends make fun of me, think im the type to get washed up and get divorced a few times, go on benders, financial ruin etc. lol hope not!

[tugboat]

QUOTE (Tugboat @ Nov 11 2010, 08:14 AM)

Makes decent money with a good credit score and likes a good cigar.

I am in tears. When I read romantic prose like that.....I just break down. Damn you Tugboat...DAMN YOU!

Kind of like a John Lennon song isn't it.

You should hear me after a few drinks....butter is all I can tell ya

[LeafLover]

One wife, 17 years, getting better and better.

I'm a lucky man to have found someone to put up with me and to love me to boot.

[Tarks]

Married for 7 years to my current (1st) wife. I am jetting off to Havana in February for a boys getaway and it just so happens that I leave on our 8th anniversary. When do you think I should tell her?

[BigGuns]

1 wife, just over 6 years. Have known her for 25 years. Grew up together, so no BS surprises! (i hope...)

[mazolaman]

Married for 7 years to my current (1st) wife. I am jetting off to Havana in February for a boys getaway and it just so happens that I leave on our 8th anniversary. When do you think I should tell her?

Can you use phones on planes these days?!!!

Married 8 years,with her for 18 years,and she still bangs like a barn door in the wind........(sorry about that)

[tsolomon]

!LOL!

Reminds me of a great mate at a function of mine who introduced his current wife as his ex wife...literally...he used the ex's name. He did it twice

And Lisa honey....71/2 years of sheer bliss

I use to introduce my wife as my ex-girlfriend, but she didn't appreciate my humor!

[nonameno]

Hello Fellow FOHer's,

I have been married twice. First wife past away... Second wife and I have been married for 18 years next month. She is not a fan of my cigars.

Thank you,

Curtiss

[joeypots]

Married once, 19 years. No kids.

It's good, very good.

What's the difference between "confirmed Bachelor" and no one could ever put up with your ****?