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I arrived at Casa del hobbo for filming yesterday to find ken in a tizz yelling "F*****g Telstra!!! at the top of his lungs.

"God give me strength!" he yells. I always am amused how atheists turn to God in times of trouble :o

Apparently the cause of Ken's angst was his internet was down again. He fired off an e-mail to Elie complaining same, Elie fired one back saying he hoped the net would be up soon. I was cracking up.

"F****** Origin!" Apparently Kens hot water system was also not working and Origin being his energy company was to blame. He called them and chewed them out before realising that his system may actually be run by gas. Thankfully Warren turned up and was quickly assigned the task of finding out if kens hot water runs on electricity or gas. If you are going to abuse a provider....you had better get the right one :D

It was a great start to the afternoon of filming. It only got better when I realised I forgot my filming cigars. Ken was a trooper in providing cigars out of his humidor to film.

So I set up the camera and took a seat to start.

"ken you going to put on some undies and long pants?"

"No"

Ken, can you take your feet off the table?"

"Not really"

To all viewers...I apologise in advance.

I SHOULD ADD THAT I AM A COMPLETE AND DISGRACEFUL LIAR AND FABRICATED THE ENTIRE THING.

***edited by Ken Gargett

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i cleaned up five bottles this morning. reckon i had about a half of one. gives you some idea how reliable this nonsense is.

he told me that he'd told madam lash that she was not wearing undies and thought that was too funny. not sure madam lash thought so. suddenly it becomes me!!

i had to have my feet on the "table" as yours were all over the place.

the internet worked sporadically, as you well know, allowing me to send one to elie.

as for invoking any divinities when mentioning telstra and origin, gives some idea where i rank things.

as for chewing origin out, how pissed were you? where does this come from? i made a perfectly polite call to them to have the gas bottles replaced. end of story. not a harsh word.

this is complete nonsense.

to the edit button....

Posted
Lol. Perhaps better to be be depressed by god's death than blind and oblivious!!

Recovering Catholic

I pray for ken every night

"Dear Lord, please let ken wear pants"

Posted
How many years have you been praying this supplication, Roberto? Maybe having Ken pants-less appeals to the Almighty's sense of humour. :)

I have no doubt the Lord takes great delight in Kens sense of self :D

Posted
I pray for ken every night

"Dear Lord, please let ken wear pants"

I hope Ken is not like my buddy Mike.

Disgusting bastard wears shorts and no undies with his balls hanging out.

When in his presense I have NEVER look down.

I hope that this is not the case with KG.

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It was another fun afternoon spent with Abbot and Costello.

Do you have any hot water yet Ken or are you still washing in the creek with the turtles.

Posted
It was another fun afternoon spent with Abbot and Costello.

Do you have any hot water yet Ken or are you still washing in the creek with the turtles.

We have a pool and a pond... pond would be good for you.

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It was another fun afternoon spent with Abbot and Costello.

Do you have any hot water yet Ken or are you still washing in the creek with the turtles.

dear electrician! apparently the fuse was on off.

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* A sign seen on a billboard from the street:

GOD IS DEAD

Signed Nieschztie

*********

Sign seen in same place some time later:

NIESCHZTIE IS DEAD

Signed GOD

*(pardon any of my spelling errors)*

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