Help us with a name Comp!

[El Presidente]

As many of you know we are launching www.spitbucket.com.au Our wine site.

We have a charachter ala "the Stig" from Top Gear who will be mixing blind tastings (In a mask) behind the scenes and generally being a tosser.

What do we call him/her?

Come up with a name we end up using and I will provide a 5 pack of Ramon Allones Estupedos

[mongboy]

Ken ?

[El Presidente]

Ken ?

Unfortunately Ken is in front of the camera

[theholmesmob]

The Pip ( as in the grape pip!)

The Grand Cru-bah !!

[MIKA27]

How about:

Bastardo: (Merenzao) after the variety of grape?

[Ryan]

"The Swig"

[Warren]

How about Golly.

[android]

"SPIT"

[mef]

Prez,

I'll like to suggest "Pirate"

[hansa]

Some say ... he smells the grape variety from a 3 mile distance...

Others tell us he drinks the spitbucket after the wine degustation...

All we know is.... HE's CALLED ... "THE VINE" !!!!!

And on that bombshell...

[Squali]

Tipsy and Nipsey ( for a girl and guy ) !!

[Custom56]

Some say he's the ONLY man that can turn water into wine, and that when he cooks with wine sometimes he even puts it IN the food...

All we know is.. he's called.. "The Cork"

[laficion]

1.Grapilleur - A person who is allowed to pick the remaining grapes off the vines after harvest.

OR

2. Graper

[anacostiakat]

I am partial to "Spitter".

[CDNeh]

How about, El SOMMELIER, the person who is a trained and knowledgeable wine professional who specializes in all aspects of wine and wine tastings.

[gsmoke]

How about Vinny Blanco?

[Cletus]

We have a charachter ...who will be ... (In a mask) behind the scenes and generally being a tosser.

What do we call him/her?

What about "The Gimp"?

[dicko]

"The Swig"

haha like it.

[cadillacdoc]

Roo

President of the Australian Wino Society

[TMS36]

Vino Corleone or Vino Davidoff

Syrah Czar

[sepp]

Bouncer...

[jackohalloran]

The "Plonk"

The "Strine"

"Wombat"

[mkz]

The Pig?

[Ellery]

I like Sloth

[Fuzz]

The Masked Tosser.