FROG JUICE:

[MIKA27]

FROG JUICE:

They call it 'The Peruvian Viagra' and they say it's great for you if you have a low sex drive. It's the best aphrodisiac. 'Extracto de rana' (Frog juice) is in very high demand at local markets of Lima, Peru.

It's also heals stuff like asthma, bronchitis, sluggishness, but who cares about those. As long as it gives you a good boner. The main aphrodisiac effect probably comes from one of it's ingredients called Maca, which is a South-American plant known for it's erotic powers.

You go to the market stall and you pick your frogs from a tank. The vendor takes them out and bangs them against the table to kill them. Then she peels the skin off them and she fills the blender with hot white bean broth, some honey, raw aloe vera and a generous portion of maca. Then she adds your plucked frogs and she turns the blender on. And voila, a delicious warm glass of frog juice.

MIKA: I think I'll stick to my morning coffee....

[#2 man]

A Margarita with with a dash of raw whole FROG !! where is Ramsey when you need him ?

[MIKA27]

This drink would perfectly compliment any cigar!!

[bob25]

Where can I get one ?

[Leopolis Semper Fidelis]

¡Gracias, pero no gracias!

[android]

Double please..no salt

[anacostiakat]

Ribbitt. . .

[laficion]

Hey If it helps you hop around all night, what the heck Right ?

[micha]

Yuk, how revolting. Good old Miss Piggy would get the shock of her life seeing this.

On the other hand some cultures are disgusted by us drinking juice coming from a cows udder. All a matter of perspective in the end.

Still, a frog smoothie? Come on! Don't tell the people at "will it blend"!

[Omskakas]

Reminds me of this classic one...

[CanuckSARTech]

...but who cares about those. As long as it gives you a good boner.

LOL. Ewwwwww!

I think I'll stick to my morning coffee....

No doubt! That is definitely right up there on my "do not try this at home" list.

Just gross.

[gginflo]

Better than the Bass-O-Matic. Less bones.

[lemmycaution]

Fresh frog juice is alright, but I prefer mine with at least five years on it.

[cigcars]

As my grandmother used to say -- "HORRORS!!!"

[samb]

Thats utterly disgusting.

[bolivr]

That's a shocker Mika. But I kind of like the idea of watching other people drink this stuff

[sandholm]

Its sad that people believe in this kind of hoax, this is how we have almost extinct rhinoceros/elephants/whales and other species, it makes me sick, not that people drink it, but because people kill animals because they must feel manly.

I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we … are the cure. Agent Smith

I could not have said it better