Phobias.....I have a few.

[sepp]

and now for something completely different...

Knock knock knock at the door. A young man or women standing there says, "Hi, my mom tells me you're my dad, and I really need some money to go to college!"

Fortunately my wife and I have been happily married long enough that I can probably stop worrying about that one. Hmm whats next on the list.

[BlackFriar]

I used to fear "Stop Loss" (again) but you would have to be in the U.S. Army to understand that cruel joke. Now at least I get paid a decent wage for the privilege of working in a hell hole.

I guess that falls into the broader catagory of "Fear of the Government." How does the old joke go -- What's the scariest phrase you might ever hear? "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."