Your top three move lines

[LeafLover]

This is a spin off of FineCigar's thread "Top 3 films of your life" - great thread.

Me and my buds, in a scotch and cigar stupor, often burst out lines from movies. It is quite an entertaining exercise when trying to figure out what movie it's from, much less recite the actual lines.

For S&G, what are your top 3 fave movie lines? Here go mine:

- "Ok haole, what you think? You can come to our island, eat our pineapple, try to bang our women, making my sister clean your hotel room?!" (Ula to Henry Roth when simulating an assault ton the side of the road to get Lucy's attention as she drives by, 50 First Dates)

- "Evidently darling, Johnny Ringo is an educated man...now I really do hate him" (Doc Holiday to Kate, bar scene where Holiday and Johnny Ringo meet, Tombstone)

- "Too many mind, mind the sword, mind the people watch, mind the enemy, too many mind." (Nobutada, the samurai lord's son, giving combat advice to Nathan Algren, The Last Samurai)

[reg]

way too hard to pick only 3 lines. top 3 movies, while hard to do, is doable. picking 3 lines is impossible for me. there are a ton of awesome lines in hundreds of movies.

One does come to mind though, not really one of my favorites, just memorable...

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

how about that, list a quote and we need to figure out the movie? no cheating, thats no fun...

[StumpyJoe]

Jaws.

"Yeah, I heard of you. I heard you were dead."

[samb]

"We named the dog Indiana." Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. (I actually did name my dog Indiana, lol).

[samb]

"We named the dog Indiana." Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. (I actually did name my dog Indiana, lol).

[Ken Gargett]

Jaws.

"Yeah, I heard of you. I heard you were dead."

and the bit in jaws II god forbid, when they start giving the sheriff all this nautical dorections and he tells them stuff that, "just point" - amused me.

[Ken Gargett]

we're gonna need bigger boat.

you want to get out of here, you talk to me.

a heap from the blues brothers -

How much for the little girl? How much for the women?

Are you the police? No, maam, we're musicians.

We're on a mission from God.

Oh we got both kinds. We got Country and Western.

and the classic - It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

then pretty much the entire script of every film version of hamlet or lear.

and that great classic, casablanca. most of them from claude rains.

Captain Renault: Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies.

Carl: I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway.

Captain Renault: Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that *you've* never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.

Rick: Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette.

Captain Renault: That is *another* reason.

Rick: I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.

Rick: I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.

Captain Renault: Oh no! Not here please! Come to my office tomorrow morning. We'll do everything businesslike.

Jan Brandel: We'll be there at six!

Captain Renault: I'll be there at ten.

Captain Renault: Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.

Captain Renault: Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects.

Captain Renault: I am making out the report now. We haven't quite decided yet whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape.

and more.

[MIKA27]

Ok, here's mine:

- “Hey Sully..Remember when I said I’d kill you last… I lied!” - Commando - As Matrix, Arnold says this line right before killing Sully.

Sullys Demise

- "Listen, punk... to me you ain't nothing but dog ****, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dog ****. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground, it can dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya." Sudden Impact - Clint Eastwood.

- "Dillon! You son of a *****. What's the matter, the CIA got you pushin' too many pen-cils." Predator - Arnold Schwarzanegger to Carl Weathers.

[Kangaroo495]

Ok, here's mine:

- “Hey Sully..Remember when I said I’d kill you last… I lied!” - Commando - As Matrix, Arnold says this line right before killing Sully.

Sullys Demise

- "Listen, punk... to me you ain't nothing but dog ****, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dog ****. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground, it can dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya." Sudden Impact - Clint Eastwood.

- "Dillon! You son of a *****. What's the matter, the CIA got you pushin' too many pen-cils." Predator - Arnold Schwarzanegger to Carl Weathers.

Also love Arnie lines! Simple ones like "Knock Knock" in Predator or "Let off some steam" from Commando. Then there are the complex ones like "I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god damn spine!" from Running Man. There's there just plain old "Get to the chopper!!!!".

[Kangaroo495]

Another funny one is from Allo Allo (British comedy sitcom, send up of France under Nazi occupation).

Funny one is when Herr Flick and Helga (Gestapo) are undercover in a church dressed as a priest and a nun (while the Nazis are outside digging mass graves), and a French girl comes to confess her sins:

French girl: Please, Father, l have sinned.

l have a joined a house of ill repute where wicked girls cavort in scanty clotheses and are naughty with men.

Herr Flick: Vell? Vat am l supposed to do about it?

Helga: You must give to this vicked girl a penance.

Flick: l see.

Go home and say 100 Heil Hitlers!!

Helga: You let her off very lightly, Herr Father.

Usually you are much more severe.

[Cohiba007]

One of my favorites, which is repeated multiple time in the movie, is Samuel Jacksons character Jules in Pulp Fiction, one of my favorite movies

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[Geo17pip]

Ok, here's mine:

- “Hey Sully..Remember when I said I’d kill you last… I lied!” - Commando - As Matrix, Arnold says this line right before killing Sully.

Sullys Demise

- "Listen, punk... to me you ain't nothing but dog ****, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dog ****. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground, it can dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya." Sudden Impact - Clint Eastwood.

- "Dillon! You son of a *****. What's the matter, the CIA got you pushin' too many pen-cils." Predator - Arnold Schwarzanegger to Carl Weathers.

"I eat Green Bares for breakfast" hahah I love Commando

[finecigar]

Thanks for adding-on to the post- what a great idea!

Mine would probably be many from the Godfather but I like this one, "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." - Part II, I think.

[Ryan]

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it" William Munny as he shoots Little Bill in "Unforgiven"

"Heineken! F&ck that sh1t! PABST BLUE RIBBON!" Frank Booth in "Blue Velvet"

"You've got antifreeze."

"You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks" - from "Withnail and I"

[reg]

"Yeah, I heard of you. I heard you were dead."

thats a good one, couldn't remember where it was from, had to look it up

"Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook."

[brian1]

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond I expect you you to die!

[ColKurtz]

"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely g*******d right! Unless you were goin' all the way... Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole f***in' program."

[Habanos2000]

Dirty Harry: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Goodfellas: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*d up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fn' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

and I LOVE the 3 Stooges:

"I used to work in a bakery as a pilot" "A pilot?" "Yeah. I used to take the bread from one corner and pilot in the other."

Golfing: "Well, Jasper. What did you shoot?" "I shot a seven but they wouldn't give me the money."

"Tell me your name so I can tell your mother." "My mother knows my name."

In court: "He's asking you if you'll swear..." "No! But I know all da woids."

"What kind of a drink is that?" "My own brand, a Western Surprise." "There's no liquor in that!", "That's the surprise!

[gfoster]

Two from Coolhand Luke:

"My boy says he can eat fitty eggs, he can eat fitty eggs"

"Shaking it up here Boss..."

And of course from AoD:

"Yeah, and I'm a Chinese jet pilot"

"Shop smart <racks shotgun>. Shop S mart"

-- Gary F.

[LeafLover]

Goodfellas: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*d up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fn' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Haha. Goodfellas prob best wiseguy movie of all time. Then, Scarface is a close second.

[LeafLover]

"We named the dog Indiana." Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. (I actually did name my dog Indiana, lol).

The Last Crusade is my favorite of the trilogy. Sean Connery made the movie IMO.

[rudechuck]

"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f@#k how crazy they are!" - George Clooney, From Dusk Till Dawn

"You just shot that man in the back!"

"His back was to me." - Anthony Edwards & Lou Gosset, Jr., El Diablo

"Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double."

"I have two guns, one for each of ya." - Thomas Haden Church & Val Kilmer, Tombstone

[LeafLover]

"Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double."

"I have two guns, one for each of ya." - Thomas Haden Church & Val Kilmer, Tombstone

Rudechuck, so many classic lines from Tombstone, from the get go. Great scene also is right before when Doc is playing cards with Ike and Ike gets pissed off for losing a hand.

Ike: What is that now? Is that 12 hands in a row Holiday, you son of a *****, nobody's that lucky!

Holiday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know.....let's have a spelling contest."

[StumpyJoe]

Hahaha, there's just too many great quotes. Goldfinger with the best reply of all time, Blues Brothers (the little girl, your wife, your daughters...sell them to me), Val Kilmer.

Here's some more...

"Your friends might get me in a rush but not before I turn your head into a canoe."

"You ever see anything like that?". "Hell, I ain't ever heard of anything like that!"

"Wyatt Earp is my friend.". "Hell, I got lots of friends.". "I don't."

"What's the color of the boat house at Hereford?"

"You ever kill anybody?". "I hurt somebody's feelings once."

Love it!

[stargazer14]

From 12 Monkeys: The sound of Frank Gorshin (as Dr. Fletcher) clucking his tongue.

American Werewolf in London: Outside the 'Slaughter Lamb' - "Dats ENUF! Dats enuf!"

Up in Smoke: "You get a goddamn job before sundown, or we're shipping you off to

military school with that goddam Finklestein **** kid! Son of a *****! " (Stacy Keach)