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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his: Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said. "Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked. “What’s your Business at this convention?" “Lecturer." She responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." “Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. "I’m Sorry." She said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name." "Tonto." The man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba." ......... CB

Hey! I am heading to The Netherlands next week, then driving down to Paris shortly after. Any info appreciated, where to smoke, where to find CCs. I posted this in the Global Cigar Friendly Locations forum but it seems there hasn't been a post there recently. Thanks for any insight

Hey brother and sisters I am traveling to Cuba Sept 10-15 and asking if anyone has advise for food, drinks, music ,art and of course where to "if any honey spots" for and to find Cuban cigars? Any help is greatly appreciated! My first time going to Cuba from US. Thank you guys! Robert Rogers

Gents, Was hoping any botl from Brazil or familiar with the country be able give some recommendation and the cost of accommodation and food around that taking into consideration the super super peak time. Me and my friends planning to have a boy's trip to rio for the World Cup. It's still in planning stages, FiFA just released the cost of tickets which is not too bad but I'm quite sure everything else is gonna be expensive. Cheers guys

Hello Everybody, I'll be going to Anaheim and New Jersey from the 8th March onwards. 2 days in Anaheim and 2 days in New Jersey. I was hoping for some tips what to do and where to eat and more importantly where to buy and smoke cigars. I will not bring any Cubans with me, don't want to take unnecessary risk at Customs and Immigration check. Thank you all. Zain/Zinzan