Ok so I have been missing in action but I do poke my head into the office every now and then and I do read the forum. You can add whatever abuse you want for my lack of posts but I still love you lot.
I have noticed some changes around the office here and I am not sure they are for the best. Don't get me wrong Di is still busting her chops keeping this place running smoothly. Along with the young punks who seem to be doing a good job, mind you there are three of them doing what I did. The cafe is pumping with all the young drama students. But it's Rob I am worried about. I think he has been kidnapped!!!
There is this guy in the office who sort of looks like Rob, except he doesn't drink, he has a short back and sides haircut, wears short sleeved shirts and is now exercising 5 days of the week, walking 3 and gym for 2. But this morning when he stood there in a fluster asking (almost screeching in a high pitched voice) and stamping his foot "Has anyone seen my grapes and asparagus, my grapes peoples has anyone seen my grapes and asparagus? Don't laugh Smith I need them for my diet."
WTF - Does that sound like the Rob you guys know, cause its not the Rob I know so my only guess he has been kidnapped. Best of luck for the guys going to Cuba with this guy because me thinks there will be no cigar factory tours, more organic banana growing and green tea drinking.
Come Back Rob!!!
Has anyone seen my grapes.....