2 novice skiers go on a skiing holiday. They get to the top of the piste and the husband says to the wife, “I’ve completely forgotten what to do, do we zigzag or zagzig?”
The wife says, “I can’t remember either”
just then they see a guy with a sledge and the husband says, “Let’s ask this guy”
So he explains the situation and asks, “So, do we zigzag or zagzig ?” and the guy say “ I’m sorry I can’t help you, I’m a tobboganist” and the husband says, “well, give me 20 Benson and Hedges then “